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While recording the audiobook for Fabricia, Doug became inspired to record a short song about "The Baby Boys."

For those who've failed to read the book, this excerpt from chapter 1 explains who they are:


"One by one, prospective peasants would line up outside the khaki factory’s large rear door, behind some defecation vats stored out back. Billium would stand at the front of the line and inspect each peasant carefully, categorizing them into groups.
The first category were children and other small peasants who possessed tiny hands and bodies. This category of workers would be destined to work with the intricate systems of ropes and wooden gears which lifted the massive khaki slop buckets and redirected the factory horse’s power to the various wooden slop pumping machines. This was because their small fingers could fit into the delicate and complicated systems. An elite subcategory of this group, affectionately known as The Baby Boys, were also required to climb inside the various pipes that shot slop across the factory once every two years on Pipe Cleansing day and scrub the interior of the pipes."

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Aaron

I’m sure Tonius and the gang would toast rotten mead to this joyous tune 🍻