Smash Poll! (Patreon)

Super Smash Bros Ultimate releases tomorrow, the biggest crossover in gaming history, with returning characters from all installments of the franchise. A very exciting release, indeed. Too bad I'm broke and don't have a Switch. But I can have some fun, too, can't I? Here's a poll with some Nintendo characters for you to pick.

1. Princess Peach is glad she was rescued, but she's more interested in knowing if you want to give her a royal family or not. (Teasing, impregnation)

2. A captured Princess Peach challenges Bowser, but the king is too much for her. (Mindbreak, huge penetration)

3. A smug Princess Daisy teases the villains that once ignored her (Teasing)

4. Princess Rosalina is going through some hard times, but there seems to be a hint of enjoyment in her debauchery (Prostitution, degradation)

5. Palutena wants to give very special, intimate thanks to one of her angels (Mommydom)

6. Princess Zelda can barely wait for her hero, and decides to taunt him from far away (Dirty talk, teasing)

7. Princess Zelda desperately wants her hero to give her some royal babies, going so far as kneeling and servicing him for it. (Begging, impregnation)

8. Bayonetta teases and tortures a poor soul that thought that could handle her. (Femdom)

Also, just a reminder: you can vote for more than one option if you want!