Santa Carmen (Patreon)

Sit on her lap. Tell her what you want for Christmas.

A goofy little idea I had where Carmen's "big sis" vibe bleeds into her everyday life a lot, to the point where she even volunteers at the local children's hospital as "Santa" every year. She's a bit too large for a standard Santa suit, but the kids love seeing "Santa's superhero wife" (and digging through her several hundred-pound sack of toy donations), and the dress isn't too short, so she's become a mainstay over the years. Thanks to her, every now and then some mall Santas get asked why they're so fat when Mrs. Claus is so ripped. And yes, some of the doctors and nurses have asked Santa Carmen for a special little...Xmas gift. Adults like Christmas too. ;)