Mega64 Patreon Summer 2021 Gift Package (Patreon)

ATTN!!! This is urgent. We were dying to show our patrons a brand new stunning gift package for Summer 2021... but a gruesome group of hackers have taken over the manufacturing and are releasing an unauthorized package!!! This is a disgrace to design and an affront on Mega64's long standing commitment to quality AND privacy.

This is what we've been told will be given to patrons who get in on Tier 3 by March 31 and stay on in April and May as well:

-the Cyberpunk 2077 source code and 6TB of "Star Wars Detours" unreleased episodes

Under strict legal advisement against this package, the hackers reconsidered and will not be distributing that package after all. Instead it will be:

-HACKING IN PROGRESS mousepad (pictured above), in stunning CRT quality and perfect for all devious desktop activity.

-HACKER USB ILLEGAL FILE ARCHIVE: the hackers have accumulated illegal documents, audio files, video files, and more. This thing is unfortunately full of them. They even broke into our archives and nabbed our humiliating videos we made in high school! 

This USB drive contains a plethora of these unauthorized files, including MEGA64 ORIGINS: THE EMBARRASSING HIGH SCHOOL COLLECTION VOL. 1, a collection of videos made by the Mega64 crew in their high school years. This was previously available only on a forbidden VHS intended to be seen by NO ONE, but is now presented in a digital format. It will also include a commentary track, recorded by the Mega64 crew for their own private entertainment and now released to the public against their wishes. (The photo above is a placeholder image, the final design of the drive will be revealed at a later date).

As always, Tier 3 also gets all the stuff Tier 2 gets-- an exclusive fancy enamel pin and smaller mystery items. We won't show that stuff now but, as always, you'll want 'em.

You have until March 31 to get in on funding and stay on for 3 months to qualify for the package. Any funding after that will still do great things, unlock exclusive video stuff, and you'll just go into counting towards the package after this one. Stay tuned for more announcements and don't miss out!

*All artwork and items/plans subject to change. As always, these images are mockups in progress and all products may have differences in final release.

**Thanks for your support!

***Be careful and safe!