Diary Entry #3 (Patreon)

Dear Diary,

Today was, like, a total mix of weird and kinda scary. I decided to treat myself and explore the city a bit, so I went to this cute little cafe that had fairy lights and a menu that looked like a rainbow. It was, like, magical, and I was so excited!

I ordered this super fancy-sounding latte with extra whipped cream and a sprinkle of stardust – okay, not stardust, but it felt that fancy! I sat by the window, people-watching and dreaming about all the amazing things that might happen in this big city.

On my way back home, I decided to walk through the park and appreciate nature.

But then, out of nowhere, this homeless guy approached me. He looked all scruffy and worn out, and I felt a pang of sadness in my heart. I thought about sharing my latte or offering him a sandwich, but before I could do anything, he, like, totally flashed me! I know, right? Ewww!

He opened up his coat, and I ended up seeing everything. That was the first time I ever saw a penis! It was weird looking. Are they really supposed to be that big? I squealed and covered my eyes, and the whole park went silent. It felt like a scene from a really awkward movie.

A policeman rushed over, and the homeless guy just ran away. I felt so embarrassed and, like, totally grossed out. The cop who saw this happen was nice, though. After I filed a report, he took my home. He was really insistent that he had my number. I guess he needed it for the report.

Ever since, I’ve been at home a bit shaken and paranoid. The city isn't all rainbows and glitter, I guess. I need to be more careful, but I don't want this to ruin my "Wawchan's Epic Adventure." Maybe I'll learn some street smarts or self-defense moves or something.

On the bright side, the city lights at night are, like, a sparkling wonderland. Well, from what I can see from tiny bedroom window, which mostly just faces the ally. Fluffington (my bed) felt extra comforting tonight.

Tomorrow's a new day, and I hope it brings fewer surprises and more happy moments. Lights, camera, positive vibes – that's what I need right now.

Trying to stay positive,

Wawchan