Goblins !!! (Patreon)

Hello everybody !

This week is under the sign of the most punk, eccentric and unbound race of Shageroth, goblins 😈

Feral state of Gnomes, Gobs are the most hated race of the world, widely known for their violence toped by an insane intellect and frequently involved in mechanical catastrophes, shady traffics and sordid dildo-bomb « accidents »…

Clearly mad, Goblins organize raids accross the land, testing their new toys on each and every creatures encountered, laughing at their misery and continuously seeking new experiences to fill their obsessive needs , Unshackled by ethics or morals…

They also distinguish themselves as the only feral type capable of procreation. This unexplained phenomenon makes goblins very resilient and nearly impossible to contain, breeding as much as possible to counteract their poor life expectancy rarely exceeding a couple of years.

Gnomes don’t recognize their existence, considering their cousins as mere pests and discarding any responssability in their atrocious spreading. Likewise, Gobs do the same with their cousins and only mention them when a bomb as to be tested  in real conditions, and admit, even then, that such use of their ressources will be a terrible waste !

Goblins don’t share, goblins don’t ask, goblins do what goblins do and never apologize for it !

The grand Toymaker is the only one ! Praise it be, for his mercy to fall on them and blow their asses with the most colorfull blast they can imagine !!

And if by any chance some proppers* is involved, and abused, so be it !!! 

* Proppers, contraction for Propanol poppers, a drug often used for sex recreation…and fuel. Not illegal, but controlled.

Have a beautiful week-end my darlings, kisses everywhere !!! 💄🫦💋