The Creature of Muddy Hump Swamp (Patreon)

Everyone said the bayou was beautiful this time of year, everyone said that the revitalizing waters would only help increase a woman's bust line. What nobody failed to mention was that it wasn't mere inches that were added, but feet!

Mrs. Boobalickski struggled up the muddy bank, her feet slipping in the oozing muck. The fan boat she had been cruising the swamp in with hunky field guide Sam had overturned, the hot milf had turned to quickly to the side to spot some egrets.

Her enormous bust kept her afloat, but Sam was gone. She used her breasts like a raft, she splashed her feet, and dipped her fingers into the water to try and paddle to shore. 

But the fear of being stranded in the swamp was replaced by sheer panic as a giant eye popped up out of the brackish waters. A great set of golden eyes studied Mrs. Boobalickski like a hungry predator before it's entire hulk erupted from the waters.

Mrs. Boobalickski let out a scream and gave every last drop of effort to reach the muddy bank, but her titanic tits, which had once helped her in the swamp now beached her at the water line. 

Too heavy to lift, to massive to carry, Mrs. Boobalickski tried to stand up, but her jugs kept her planted to the beach. Her feet slipped again and she splashed down, falling into the pillowy massiveness of her chest. She looked over her shoulder and a scream escaped her lips.

A creature, resembling a giant crawdad, but larger than a man gurgled out of the swamp. Two terrible claws, one for cutting and crushing, the other for tearing and ripping, came staggering towards her. It's mouth parts gave way and a meter long feeding tentacle wriggled out, dripping slime and spit. 

Her eyes went wide as saucers. The monster had a feeding tube, and a BREEDING tube, and Mrs. Boobalickski was trapped by her breasts, face down, ass up.

If you're drenched in a cold sweat like Mrs. Boobalickski is, then you have Mr. Pibbles to thank for that! His idea, of Mrs. Boobalickski's enormous breasts preventing her from escaping the horny monster coming up from behind, won this month's pinup poll!