Willow (1988) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO) (Patreon)

We're back with January's edition of Comm-Schmomm for an 80's classic and probably among the most fun ways you can maybe sneak a peek at Top Gun-era Val Kilmer's balls!

You be the judge at the picture below!

But we are talking the Warwick Davis starring,  Ron Howard's directed, George Lucas produced fantasy adventure, 'Willow'!

Man, there's a lot of wild shit in this one guys!

Imagine our surprise at learning the actual age of Warwick and how he's already the father of 5 and 4-year-olds (it's hysterically, problematically young)!

We wonder why in the hell the weird lil' Brownie guys are A) Italian and B) not dead at about 14 different points in the film!

And just bask in the glorious, drag-positive thirst trap that is a 1988 Val Kilmer, his sandbag/apple bewbs and if we indeed see his balls*ck!

SYNCH NOTES: Follow this link to hang! Hit play after you hear the 3rd tone on Disney Plus and you'll be synched up perfectly!

We're filming the last of us right now and that will be up first thing tomorrow morning along with Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood!

xoxo,

The Watcher in the Bar