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Hey hey Patrons! 

WELL SHIT! WE SORTA SAW ALL OF THAT COMING! or did we?! 

We bask in the crimson glow of the the super witches, Robo-Boyfriends and GhostKids that everyone else knows as WandaVision! 

We've never been more simultaneously right and wrong (sorta) about an episode! 

Hang as we remiss our loss of ClownTown, wonder about the true fate of the Fish Pants, and basically figure if we can't explain anything we're just gonna blame it on the Skrulls. 

All I know is that if in the final few minutes of our post episode discussion, if you don't hear from us you can blame Morgan.  

Follow the password protected link to hang! 

https://vimeo.com/520191040

Password: WreckItRalph

We'll be dropping an exclusive Falcon and Winter Soldier Reaction for y'all with Sean, Scott and Alex who will be the team tackling Falcon and the Winter Soldier on MARCH 19th! 

xoxo, 

Tank & the Watchers in the Bar


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Anonymous

I think Vision had to pull a Rick Sanchez and go sit on his paradise potty and think about how he got there for awhile. Good episode but I’m bummed it’s over. Like I said in the last episode, I look forward to hanging out with you guys every week. There was something special about this show, kinda like Westworld was where my brother and I spent hours every week trying to figure it out. It was a fun bonding thing and reminded me of Saturday night tv when we were kids and we only had 3 channels. I can’t resist this... Ever since the Drace made a comment about Captain Americans beard, it’s all I could think about. I was distracted because of it. Captain America with a beard makes mah Mary wet.

DogBless

Sean the CUJO tank is fuckin boss

SeanTankTop

In a season, she's basically up there with Steve, Tony and the rest as far as sheer amount of screentime and pathos given via the story. From here on out she should be front and center on the posters and treated as an A-lister. Liz did such an incredible job!

themightyabe

I still think that Evan Peters is playing X-Men quicksilver. They never said, but who was the guy in Witness Protection? What if he, and other people from other dimensions, are getting stuck here? J. Jonah was in the latest Spiderman so this makes 2 cameos from alternate movie properties. And of all the names, Ralph Bohner would be the name Evan Peter's Quicksilver would write as a new name.

SeanTankTop

Definitely!!! We got more to come and we’re lucky to have you guys. But like, especially this show and the mystery element just lends itself to this addictive af dialogue that you have week to week. And also, sheeeeeeot we all know motherfucking bearded Cap is the best Cap.

SeanTankTop

I'm here for that. It's THE ONE kinda big Pepe Silva/Yarn Wall moment that I was a little disappointed by. Like, they KNOW that this is this era's definitive Quicksilver and they sorta Mandarin'd him?? And I like the Mandarin twist in IM3, but it just was a bit too much of a multiverse cock-tease to just toss out. But again, we got the Strange film and Spiderman 3 which they could maybe bring it in.

Anonymous

So having Nick Fury, Monica and probably Captain Marvel doing space stuff with the Skrulls makes me wonder if they're going to do an Ultimates movie at some point. I know the Guardians are basically the space avengers but I don't see them giving someone like Galactus much of a fight. And if we're putting all this focus on space things, maybe we'll get an Annihilation movie too. And maybe, just maybe, it was Mephisto all along.

SeanTankTop

Big time! Skrulls and Monic prolly mean they'll plug her in to the Secret Invasion!