Justice League (2017) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO) (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons!

Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!

To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached shitshow that satisfied nealry no one, we rocked a full commentary of 2017's Justice League, or "JOSStice League"!

We tackle all the controversy surrounding this embattled turd! 

Is Darkseid making Q-Drops in Cyborg's head?  How many Barry Allen's has Bruce Terminator-style killed via Batarang to the face before he got to The Flash? Is Steppenwolf just a sex pervert (henceforth named Sex Crime Steve) that looks like a hairless Sphynx Kitty?  And is Superman our favorite little pissboy from Smallville?

NOTE: Just hit play on your copy of the flick when you hear the 3rd BEEP and you'll be synched up perfectly!

Thanks so much Patrons, we're so stoked to be covering this craziness and yall are helping us keep the lights on while we're out of work at the bars!

If you wanna check some more commentaries for movies like '90 TMNT, '89 Batman, Space Jam, Jason X, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Terminator 2 and TON MORE, click the "Commentary" Tab at the bottom of this post to get all of our full length tracks!

xoxo,

Tank & the Watchers