Commentary Schmommentary: Jason X (2002) VIDEO!! (Patreon)

Hey Hey ya Halloweiners! 

Hope everyone is doing as well as they can during the pandemic and having a good Spooky Season! 

And we have a movie, though released in 2002 is such a ridiculous clusterfuck it deserves to switch that 2 and 0 for this foul year of our Lord 2020! 

We're taking JASON X kids! 

Directed by Jim Isaac and starring no one and Kane Hodder (in his final bow inside the mask), this is the early aughts sci-fi, horror shitshow that pushes you to ask the big questions: 

Even though we're more than 400 years in the future, have the early 2000s low-rise jeans come roaring back in style? 

Is Jason cursed to release pheromones that make teenagers horny only to become triggered and enraged at horny teenagers? 

And does Jason Voorhees sound like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force if he were ever to speak!? 

FIND OUT and HANG OUT by following this password protected link! 

https://vimeo.com/471814377

Password: CampCrystal$HAKE

We got one more Shitty Movie Night dropping before Halloween: AN amazing cult classic BLOOD DINER!! And our Maester Tier and up get an exclusive reaction to TRAIN TO BUSAN!! 

xoxo, 

Tank and House Burlington