Shitty Movie Night: The Worst Witch (1986) (Patreon)

Woooooooo-elcome back Patrons! (tickling motion with fingers) 

Hope everyone is doing well! We're back with a super fun Patreon-exclusive series that had gone neglected for far too long, here it is, back from the dead ---

SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT - Halloween 2020 Edition! 

in our first of 4 spooky watches to celebrate our fave time of the year, we are checking out 1986's The Worst Witch! 

Turns out not only is JK Rowling an awful TERF, but she likely lifted a lot of story elements from this currently unavailable on any streaming platform quasi-musical. 

Starring Fairuza Balk in the start of her Witch Trilogy (with Return to Oz & The Craft in tow respectively), the Queen of Thorns herself Diana Rigg, and fresh off of Legend, Tim Curry. For like 10 minutes. 

Holding AN ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING 7.1 out of 10 rating on IMDB, we quickly learn the spell of nostalgia is one of most powerful seances for this turd, but we have a ball with it! 

Did Fairuza Balk stop witch 9/11? Does Tim Curry use is overly large cape as a fuck blanket, and how much of Morgan's current fashion sense derived the from ICONIC and inexplicably southern villain! 

DID YALL GROW UP WITH THIS THE SAME WAY MORGAN DID?!?

 Happy Halloween and enjoy the hang! 

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Love yall and have a safe spooky season! This will be available on the $5 and up Category but our Knight nad Maester Tiers will hold our additonal watches for the spooky season! 

NEXT UP! JASON X Commentary Schmommentary!! 

xoxo, 

Tank & House Burllington