Shitty Movie Night: Ninja 3: The Domination (Patreon)

Sweet swinging, Jazzercising CRIPES!!! 

We got another Patron Exclusive Shitty Movie Night, y'all! And to kick these Mid-West Winter Blues with Cannon's 80's Legwarming, Karate-Chopping, Demonic Ninja Possession Flick, "Ninja 3: The Domination". 

Holy hell was this a fun 'lil watch! 

Fancy a stellar opening of Golf Cart vs Helicopter vs Cop Car vs Undead Ninja fight? Want to lament the emergence of Blade Runner and Big Trouble in Little China's James Hong slumming it in this turd?  And lastly, we hope you're ready to debate the merits of V8 Juice as a sexual lubricant, because Holy HELL, is it an actual thing in this movie!

Even with Morgan, Dustin, Max, Milli and myself, even we couldn't figure that one out (shudders). 

Keep warm out there and kick it with the gang with these two HD links for DL or Stream:

Part 1: 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dvlp1dxgh4mydrz/NINJA3-1%3A2Preset.mov?dl=0

Part 2: 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/otk7lgzjof1mhde/NINJA3-2%3A2.mov?dl=0

Thank thank thank you to our existing patrons! And big shout out to all of the new Patrons, Jaime,  Amber, Lisa, Alyssa and Veronica! 

Early Access to Episode 6 of ReWatchers is dropping in the next 2 days and a special Maester and Warden Patron Tier Exclusive VLOG of behind the scenes is premiering soon as well!  

xoxo, 

Sean and House Burlington