How much can I fit in piggy? (Patreon)
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Just how much garbage can you really hold?
A gallon of milk to wash down two dozen cream filled donuts?
How about some fries and onion rings for a salty snack after?
And of course a burger or two. Or five.
Your belly will be nice and taut by then.
You will need to walk it off some while I whisper how far you're going to get with me at your service.
We'll walk to the ice cream shop and I'll order four large milkshakes for you to guzzle in front of everyone while I eat my itty bitty baby cone.
You'll struggle to keep your shirt down to cover up your massive mound of an overstuffed belly.
Embarrassed and ready to pop, we'll just order more takeout.
An entire bucket of KFC with three tubs of mashed potatoes and gravy, and two large sodas.
Your entire future will revolve around food.