Vile Little Goblin Public Version and Upcoming Projects! (Patreon)

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2022-10-29 13:24:24

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2022-12

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Here's the public version, please share it if you feel inclined! Thanks again for supporting it, and if you haven't seen it yet, I hope you enjoy it!

Upcoming projects (I might not make all of them but this is what I'm interested in at the moment):

Despair - If you've seen a short I made in 2020 called Regret, it's kind of like that but with a bit more going on and instead of griping about haters the topic of angst this time is one of worst things about modern life... receiving e-mails. Intended to be loose and a bit crappy so wouldn't take long to make

Batman Parody - Not sure if I'll make this one. If you're curious about whether I could make an interesting batman parody encourage me to make it. Batman is wandering through the desert and finds a dead horse. Kinda short so wouldn't take that long to make.

Gooseman Runs for Office - Gooseman is in the final stretch of a race for a senate seat, but he faces damaging accusations from local gopher farmer Todd McGovern. Medium length/sized project.

Mr Big Beans - Cuthbert and Dante try a hot new café which makes amazing coffee, so good in fact that Cuthbert suspects that the beans are ensorcelled by dark magic. Quite large project.

Meth Orcs - Cat Out of Luck - Treshtog must rescue Fanny Ranger from the clutches of a wyvern, but his path is blocked by catboy assassins and a demented wizard. Very large project, lots of action, I spent all of February working on this and put it aside because it was breaking my brain. Will definitely finish!

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Vile Little Goblin

This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/vile-little-goblin https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/goblin-outro LYRICS: I’m a vile little goblin Hiding in my cave, Wet skin, heart throbbin I’m digging up some bones Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone I'm a moist hole resident Couldn't call me a gent Violence is my precedent But if you gaze, beyond the crust You will find a goblin heart ready to bust My cave is cosy and its tight Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite Original G, from the ancient stories told Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold Dark desires delicious and sweet Walking pantsless down the street Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes” Living in the damp is fine by me, No lights, no lamp, it all swings free Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see Then I get booted into a tree Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage Every night you’ll find me stabbing Stray travellers and knaves My heart is black and rotten From the violence that I crave I’m a vile little Goblin, hiding in my cave, Wet eyes, hard sobbing Lyrics by Bullet 1289 donkosaurus The Drunken Coward The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ CoverEye Schwifty McNifty thisnameismine Mungulor Zoey Hayes zombiechaddy Esteemed Reptile Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre Al_sprays_paint Shallow God OUTRO LYRICS: Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin... Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double But the only ones around don't even have stubble One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze. They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise Outry lyrics by K Ryuzaki TeKen_Nation bigtasty67 EsterK13 Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz