SexuaLobster

Earthly Pleasures (Patreon)

Published:

2022-04-21 13:10:40

Imported:

2022-09

Content

Newgrounds version: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/840631

This one is an unusual project in that it is a music video followed by some kind of weird talk show. If you didn't catch Gooseman's Very Wet Jamboree the premise is that Fernando’s social media expert has suggested they interact with and farm ideas from their fans since Fernando is too lazy to write himself.

It’s my first music video since I’m a Horse and my first Fernando and Gooseman music video since Cheap Meds in 2014. (I don’t count My Bone is Strong. I suppose there’s also Mammal Juice but that wasn’t a full song.) I enjoy making music videos because they are visually so varied. I hope this series idea works so I can make more.

Thank you for supporting another hideous project!

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Earthly Pleasure

Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free! This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/earthly-pleasures The Earth is large and full of splendor Her gaze, seductive; her touch, so tender Her blue horizon envelopes me Magnetic pulls of ecstasy Piercing winds that lick my skin I shiver and moan while she spins The ground shakes I dig a hole Then I lie down and let her take control Moisture flows betwixt her peaks Soothing rivers, tasteful leaks This fertile soil beneath our feet Provides for us like the walrus teat My ancient lover, or maybe mother? It's kind of weird, but there's no other Pounding hearts are plates tectonic 2/3s water that’s my tonic Vivacious bulges green and blue. A mother's love in every hue Entangled jungles sweet with musk Sand in my crack, can't get enough Ocean grasps with waves of pleasure I let her thrash me at her leisure I dive into her deepest trench, I feel her walls tighten and clench She's full of curves you want to smack Hurtling through eternal black Don't care if global warming ‘s real or not Earth’s already smoking hot Her Ozone hole is vast and wanting My body’s cold, the climate’s warming The love she gives knows no gender My sweaty fluids do not offend her I thirst for you down to your core, Gushing currents hot gas and more A marble drop in the great abyss If we lose her juice, all life is piss Lyrics by Jegsh42 Slazors Eltoxicdog Meester Writer Bobby Cowen green dude Spaghetti Wizard Drifting Jelly RandomCivilians JackTradesman DeviousKitty2674 Proctor Frank Rari Ehlani SearingSeratil TheInquisitiveMug osobaum Hematoma Falafal Patrol