Secret meeting - part 2 (Patreon)

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/secret-meeting-1-94897935

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I can't even begin to describe how messed up this is. I have absolutely no clue why this crap happened, but thanks to some colossal mix-up during the body swap for my secret meeting, I've lost all control over my actions and words. It's a friggin' nightmare, let me tell you. I'm stuck in this body with these constantly swaying breasts, squeezed into this damn tight dress that's nothing but an inconvenience, and on top of that, I'm stuck doing this humiliating escort gig. Ugh, I can't believe I spent the night with Mark... and I don't even want to recall the crazy stuff I did there. Damn it!

After a few agonizing days, I finally managed to break free from this never-ending cycle of being an escort for all these sleazy clients and actually make it to this so-called "body exchange center." Now, here I am, standing at their stupid reception desk, trying to pull myself together as best I can so as not to say another piece of crap because of this mental shift.

"Hey, like, seriously? Stop, like, staring at me! Ugh, what on earth did you, like, even do to me? This is, like, so not cool!"

"What do you mean, Miss...?"

"Oh my gosh, like, seriously Tiffany? Ugh, but that's like, totally not my name! It's all because of your, um, thingamajiggy, you know, the thingy that makes words all mixed up and stuff. It's like, totally making me all, like, work weirdly... or whatever! Who cares? Just, like, switch me back into my...uh, you know, my real self, like a, uh, blonde bombshell who lost her... um, sparkle. Yeah, that's it! Like, bring my sparkle back, girl!"

How it infuriates me! I was angry and tried to simply say that I needed my body back, but when I started talking I realized that I was again saying something incomprehensible and decided to simply try to clarify what exactly I wanted. But damn it, I'm talking all sorts of bullshit again! Damn "exchange center" with their damn technology! When I get my body back, I'll burn them to hell!

"Um... Okay... Miss Tiffany. You are at a body swap center and you want your body back... I hope I understood you correctly.."

Finally, did this idiot understand my stupid speech! Ahgr! How infuriating this is!

"Oh my gosh, like, thank goodness! This is, like, totally what I need right now! I'm, like, so fed up with all this, and my body is, like, seriously annoyed. Um, you know, maybe if we, like, got really close and, um" - giggle nervously - "did some, like, special bonding, it could, like, speed things up?" - Blushes and leans in to kiss - "Tee-hee! I mean, just a wild thought, right? Gosh, did I just, like, kiss you? My bad, but maybe that'll, like, help you fix things faster "Do you know?" - Flashes a nervous smile

Crap! What the?! I kissed HIM!? WHAT THE HECK?! Why did I even start flirting with this asshole and smiling sweetly while curling this stupid long blonde hair?!?! I just wanted to hurry him up so he could do his job faster!