I am bimbo (Patreon)

Harry's day was pure rubbish. His missus had caught wind of his fling with Sarah. Now, not only did Sarah know he meant it when he called his wife a witch, but she'd also gone and magically transformed Harry into a woman overnight. Sarah was freaking out all morning, and the transformation happened right when they were together.

Harry, though thoroughly disturbed by his newfound female form, had a tendency to let his mind drift. Especially when Sarah wasn't around and talked to him. Just two hours after they woke up, Sarah returned from the bathroom to find Harry standing in front of the mirror, decked out in her underwear, with clothes scattered about.

"What the hell are you doing, and why are my clothes all over the floor?" Sarah grumbled.

"I, like, totally spaced it! Can you, like, be my hero and, you know, lend me a hand?," Harry replied, rushing to the pile of clothes, frantically searching for something. "What are you doing?" Sarah asked.

"I, like, totally need to find that super cute miniskirt you rocked last week, you know? And those amazing 'screw-me' pumps you're always strutting in? Gotta have 'em!" Harry said, distracted by the search.

"Alright. And why?" Sarah wondered.

"I think I'd look totally hot in them," Harry explained.

"And why do you want to do that?" Sarah asked, concerned.

"Oh, like, for the guys, totally..." Harry said, halting his search as he realized what he'd just said. "Oh, like, geez... I'm like horny. About guys!" Harry was exclaimed in shock and disgust and finally noticing how strange he was speaking. "Like, what did that witchy thing do to me? Ugh, I can't, like, remember stuff. What about my job? I can't recall. Something with, like, numbers. Big numbers. Oh my gosh... what's three times four? Why can't I, like, figure that out?!" Harry began to cry. "Oh my gosh, i'm, like, bimbo!" Harry sobbed.

As devastating as the news was, he felt a lot better a few minutes later when he found the miniskirt and shoes he sought. With a bit of help from Sarah, he soon had a complete outfit that pleased him. He was sure he'd be getting plenty of attention from all the cute boys with it.