Stupid aliens - 1 (Patreon)

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Now I understand that aliens exist and they are not very smart. Damn it... Fucking aliens. How did it happen that despite the fact that they have such complex technologies that allow them to do very, very much, from interspatial flights to literally growing any living cells, nevertheless, they are still so stupid or... or just ignorant.

Me last night, around 21-00 o'clock. I remember returning home after the gym and planning to call my girlfriend upon arrival and go to bed. An ordinary evening and nothing special. Everything was like something out of a stupid popular science film. A bright beam of light appeared from the sky and I was pulled up into the spaceship by some invisible force.

When I opened my eyes, I was already inside and saw my body lying without a head. The aliens used their devices to study my body, but I didn’t feel anything. I couldn't even say anything. Or rather, I tried, but I just realized that I wasn’t making a sound. Only after some time did I realize that I was in a bank. I was just a head. Like heads in Futurama in a jar with some kind of liquid.

There were several more headless bodies nearby. Some are female, some are male. And everyone had their own team of aliens working with them. It looked like some kind of student workshop. And it seems that this was precisely the student activity of the aliens. I can't explain it otherwise. Because between the teams engaged in the study of our bodies, a taller, larger alien sometimes passed by, pointing something out like a teacher. And by the way, it was this alien who, seeing that I could see everything, shouted something and they covered me as if with a rag, and after that I didn’t see anything.

When I finally saw it again, I was surprised to find that I was looking at a female body with rather large tits. However, my joy quickly ended after I heard a computer voice

"Good afternoon, Amanda. We apologize for taking advantage of you. This was necessary for human study. We will restore you to your body and send you back. Do not be alarmed by finding yourself in a slightly different place. You will be in 1 mile from where we abducted you. Your outer clothing will also match what you were wearing. You will remember everything, but we will block you from saying what you saw here."

I tried to tell them that I was not Amanda, but of course I couldn’t and after the end of the audio recording I passed out again. I woke up here already. Somewhere in the forest. I have no idea where I am and I’m already pissed off with long hair and heavy big tits that constantly dangle. Heck, they even put makeup and lipstick on me. I saw it reflected in the water. And apparently I still have my face.

Damn it. I ended up somewhere unknown with a pair of fucking tits and no documents. Even if I find the city or place where Amanda was, I won’t even be able to explain anything to anyone. After all, I don’t look like Amanda at all. I got her body, hair, clothes and even makeup, but it didn't mean anything. I needed to find her. She most likely should have been in my city with my phone and body. However, first I needed to understand where I was... The aliens could have messed that up too. This place is not very similar to the USA.