Weird ATM (Patreon)

"Oh my gosh, this weird ATM finally changed its characters to English"

Mike was thinking looking at the screen, not noticing the changes that had already happened to him, after he pressed the "画像の適用" (Apply image) button, before clicking on various obscure characters in search of a change in language

"And what does it all mean... What does "Thank you for using" mean. I haven't received the cash yet... how can I withdraw money? Hey! Stop! What does this amount in the corner on the screen mean? This is my bank card account "Why is there so little money?! And what... what's with my hands... what?!

- AAA

He screamed in a heart-rendingly high female voice, looking down in shock and seeing that instead of his expensive business suit he was wearing a women's kimono, under which he very well felt the unusual weight of a small female breast, the sensitive nipples of which now without a bra were rubbing against the delicate soft fabric of his new clothes.

It took a lot of work for him to keep his balance and not fall from the wooden traditional Japanese slippers, which made a loud thud, while Mike took a couple of steps in an unusual body and in strange traditional Japanese clothes. His bald head was now with large, long hair styled in the traditional Japanese geisha hairstyle.

一体何が起こっているのでしょうか？(Ittai nani ga okotte iru nodeshou ka? - What the hell is going on?!)

Mike's voice sounded like that of a teenage princess girl and was not at all like the gritty masculine bass he was used to. In addition, the new strange words in Japanese sounded, although understandable to Mike, but still just as strange and unfamiliar at the same time.

Raising his head back to the screen of the ATM, Mike wanted to try to figure out the strange device, which, judging by his conjectures and first guesses, was not an ATM at all. However, at that moment, everything around seemed to blur, and after a few seconds, Mike no longer recognized the place where he was.

The breeze blew across his feminine Japanese face, and cherry blossoms bloomed all around. Nearby, in a small tea house, three young men in samurai costumes were sitting in a lotus position and, judging by their appearance, were having some kind of conversation, loudly and emotionally!

- 彼らにお茶を持ってきてください！(Karera ni ocha o motte kite kudasai! - Bring them tea!)

A loud, feminine voice suddenly uttered next to Mike, before realizing that he would soon have to forget about his old life as Mike Rogers, a top manager of a large company, and get used to his new life as Mei Fang, a Japanese geisha from the 18th century.