Once upon a time in Romania (Patreon)

Lighting up a third cigarette in a row, Mason angrily stared at an absurdly dressed girl walking back and forth in heels, inside of whom was his friend Michael - a genius inventor whose invention was sponsored by Mason.

He was angry, very angry. And this was understandable. The weird feeling of weight in the chest area because of their new bodies and the feeling of emptiness between the legs instead of with these ridiculous slut clothes, it was half of the trouble. The worst thing is that Mason already guessed that Michael had no idea how to get them back to their laboratory in New Jersey.

- Nu-mi arunca privirea, Teresa (Don't give me that look, Teresa)

Michael spoke in Romanian in his hoarse, nervous voice. Mason already in these 15 minutes hated this name, but the worst thing is that even he himself could not say his real name. All thanks to Michael's ingenious invention of body exchange and the peculiarities of the algorithm for adjusting to someone else's life.

- La naiba, Mihaela (Fuck you, Mihaela)

Even trying to say something that did not match the bodies they received still led to the same results. They had already tried to call their friends and colleagues, but could not even dial the phone number correctly and instead called friends and colleagues of Mihaela and Teresa.

Raising such a huge amount of money for research, Mason was sure that Michael, as the head of the laboratory, had to think everything over! And of course, when he jokingly said that he wanted to render in Romania, he did not mean that he wanted to be there in the role of some girl.

- Ce dracu nu ai înțeles c*m să ne aduci înapoi ?! Ce facem acum ?! Ești prost .... (What the fuck have you not figured out how to get us back ?! What are we going to do now ?! You stupid ....)

Mason's speech was interrupted by the opening door, into which three middle-aged men, dressed only in a towel around their fat bellies, burst into

- Și aici sunt fetele! O-la-la! Fie ca distracția să continue! (Here come the girls! O-la-la! Let the fun continue!)

One of them spoke as he approached the disgruntled Michael and sat down next to him on the leather sofa. This fat man smelled of alcohol and bath, water droplets dripped from his body, partly Michael's urine

- Ce? Ce faci? Vino aici iubito! (What? What are you doing? Come here honey!)

Michael wanted to push the fat man away, but he could not even really say "go away", and instead hugged and pressed against him, feeling how everything inside him was filled with horror from the fact that he was no longer in control of the situation and his body. Michael's ingenious mechanism worked perfectly to the horror for Mason, who felt everything and how he could try to resist, but could do nothing