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Stacey was shocked by her Aunt Lynn's story and honestly didn't know what to even do. Just silently looking at her and listening to her crazy story, Stacey hoped that it was just some kind of joke from her crazy aunt, but every minute she realized that Aunt Lynn really believed what she was saying and it was very strange and sad at the same time

- You have to believe me, Stacy!

- Believe that ... that you ... that my boyfriend? Em...

- Greg! God Stacy! Don't you really remember anything ?!

- Honestly, your story, Aunt Lynn ..

- Greg!

- Um ... okay, Greg. Your story ... is ... (she tried to choose soft language so as not to offend her aunt, who recently came to visit them) ... well, your story is a little strange ... that the word "a little strange" means "very strange")

- These are weird things that hang out like no one knows what's under my T-shirt

- You mean your breasts?

- Oh, damn, haha ​​(Aunt Lynn laughed sadly), yeah ... my ... damn it, I never thought I'd say that, but yeah! My breasts! And this hair and this body! Hell, I even have a vagina now! Do you want to show me ?!

- Oh, no, no, no. Please do not!

- I need a drink! There is alcohol here

- Aunt Lynn ... Sorry, Greg, maybe not necessary ..

Stacey was very worried about her aunt, who was not such a favorite guest in their family, in particular because of her addiction to alcohol, because of which she lived this strange life of hers. Stacey honestly didn't even want to talk to her too much, she just went home to pick up something and Aunt Lynn pounced on her with her strange stories.

She said that she woke up here alone a few hours ago and was shocked to realize that she was in Stacy's apartment instead of her own ... And it was strange why Aunt Lynn calls her trailer an apartment.

But this was only the first "bell". She said that yesterday she was a guy named Greg and was dating Stacy! She was talking some nonsense about how they talked in the evening and Stacey complained that she had a small family and that she always dreamed of having an aunt, and Greg, in his ironic style, said that everything was not so bad , in the sense that it is not always good to have an aunt, citing as an example the fact that her aunt could be some kind of alcoholic living in a trailer, married to a stupid redneck. "Just imagine that such an aunt came to visit you, than would you like it ?! And then you replied that you would still like to have an aunt, even such, and I just calmed your hysteria, saying that I would also like this ". All this Aunt Lynn repeated over and over several times, much to Stacey's dismay.

It might have been her psychological denial of her shitty life and her shitty husband, but Stacey didn't elaborate, and she didn't want to. She just wanted to get away from her crazy aunt faster. And in the end she still couldn’t stand it

- It's all nonsense! Maybe that's enough!

- YES! I know! But it's true Stacy honey!

- Not! It would be better if you didn't come at all and stay in your trailer!

- Yes! I agree! Haha (Aunt Lynn chuckled hysterically) ... Wait, what ... 

...

- Not! It would be better if you didn't come at all and stay in your trailer!

- Yes! I agree! Haha (Aunt Lynn chuckled hysterically) ... Wait, what ...

Suddenly, Greg felt a small warm breeze touching his body and was again shocked by the fact that after they talked with Stacy, he suddenly found himself not in her apartment, but on the street. The stupid smile with which he hid the pain and sadness was still on his face at the moment when he looked at an unfamiliar middle-aged man lying opposite him on a folding bed with a bottle of beer

- You said something, bitch ?!

Realizing that this unshaven fat man was addressing him, Greg nevertheless did not pay attention to this tone and the word "bitch" at the end, pretending that it was not important

- What the hell!? Where I am!? Who are you?! Where is Stacy ?!

- Are you completely crazy ?! Seemingly not even drunk yet! Haha. And who is Stacy?

- My girlfriend...

- Who is yours ?! What are you, a lesbian ?! I knew my wife was a weirdo, but I still love your boobs.

Looking around, Greg saw several more of the same trailers in the area and people vacationing nearby. Next to the torment, on a hammock, there was a fold-out table with various cheap food and alcohol. Bad music from the trailer drowned out the voices around a little

- Damn, who am I talking to you, you fucking cunt!

- You ... you it for me ?!

- Of course, you still see the same stupid cunt as you? Haha. In short, you are a lesbian (burp). Oh, you know, and I even like it

- Fuck you! I'm not ... what ... what are you doing ?!

Looking at how this man takes off his pants and seeing his excited penis, Greg backed away, but everything happened somehow too quickly

- I'll show you a real man and that's it

- But no ... stop! Let me go ... many ... many ... many ...

This fat man's hard kiss, along with his mass, disarmed Greg. Simultaneously with disgust, he felt how his new body was aroused by this, and even his attempts to resist became less and less every second. 

...

"Yeah ... I'll cook for you now ... a piece of shit ... fuck ... a fucking bow ... I can't believe this is happening to me ... what ... why are you looking like that?"

Greg thought to himself, peeling an onion, preparing "something to devour" for this man, who recently fucked him for the first time in a woman's body and, despite it was difficult to admit, got his first female org*sm in his life. However, this did not change the fact that it was all wrong and humiliating for Greg.

- Baby, don't cry, I'll be back soon and fuck you even better! yuuuhu!

Shouted this man standing next to the same as he, probably his friend, laughing and drinking beer.

- Fuck you ...

Quietly, but already aloud, Greg whispered in his unpleasant female voice, but nevertheless continued to cook. What else could he do?

Of course, after that sex, Greg called Stacey as soon as he came to himself and received from her at first neutral answers, and then completely angered her. It was useless to prove to this stupid asshole who considers him his wife. Even Stacey did not believe him, but she was a direct participant and knew Greg and should have remembered, in Greg's opinion, their conversation!

Throwing the clothes of this man over himself and at least so hiding his femininity, Greg decided to walk to his apartment or to Stace. But first, the disgruntled husband stopped him. It was a long dialogue in a raised voice at the end of which Greg realized that it was better not to anger this idiot who shamelessly hits women ... and takes the phone!

- Great swimsuit, baby!

Already nearby I heard the voice of "husband" and distracted Greg from his thoughts on how to fix everything.

"Of course great .... asshole ... you gave it to me!"

Greg thought to himself without even looking at the passing "husband" and making a displeased face continued to cook, remembering the strange body and the strange weight of the breasts, which constantly dangled even in a swimsuit, the uncomfortable and unusual pressure of the bra straps and still strange sensations in the area groin after sex ... Although thinking about how to return everything as before, he even stopped noticing it, but the voice of his "husband" brought him back to reality.

...

- ... And then he tells me that I have to do something for him ?! Fuck it! And then, you won't believe ...

Greg didn’t even make out half the words of what this chatterbox Cynthia, Lynn’s best friend and equally reckless woman, was saying. This, of course, happened less and less since that ill-fated day when he woke up in this body in his girlfriend's apartment, and then ended up in his "house" on wheels with a stupid redneck husband.

Nevertheless, for everyone, including his already ex-girlfriend Stacy, he became Lynn Douglas, nee Brown, the sister of Stacy's mother and of course her aunt, as they both wished that evening. He had no idea how it happened or why, but it was difficult to deny this reality in which he suddenly found himself.

All this seemed to him a nightmare, which could not end in any way and from which there was no way out. But I had to do something and not panic. He still, despite the fact that enough time had passed, he could not get over the idea that he had lost not only his male body, but almost 25 years of his life. Now he was no longer that young handsome strong member of the student football team ... His body was not young at all and not at all male. He was terribly enraged by the fact that he now had to put up with all female attributes, including makeup and these degrading clothes. And that was now a part of his life, as well as working as a waitress in a cheap eatery.

However, even this humiliating job and these clothes were the best alternative to being next to his husband, who was still an asshole. But he still admitted that this piece of shit was good at sex .... Even though it was very difficult to do. And if you add to this the addiction to alcohol and other bad habits that were acquired with the body and life of Aunt Lynn ...

Stacey ... Stacy added him to the blacklist after he hysterically tried to call her several times and again and again tried to persuade her to say what he wanted, of course only making it worse and so bad authority of Aunt Lynn in front of her niece 

...

It would seem that everything is already, nothing can be worse and Lynn has already got used to the idea that she will spend the rest of her life as a mature woman living below the poverty line. Of course, she gradually realized that this life is really what she can afford and it was difficult for her to hope for the best, although she had hoped. However, all the circumstances were different.

That evening in the bar she was drinking as usual in the hope of forgetting herself when she suddenly seemed to see a ghost. It would seem impossible, but it was so. She saw herself! More precisely myself, when I was still Greg! It was exactly a copy of her until the moment she ended up in her niece's apartment.

Again memories and old feelings flooded over her and she did not even notice how the cigarette smashed to the filter and painfully burned her fingers.

- Crap...

- You mean that handsome?

A friend standing nearby noticed long ago how Lynn was staring at that athletic guy who, apparently, was definitely not from the local and seemed to accidentally get into this bar

- I ... yes ... I ... will go

- Where?! Are you a fool ?! Harry finds out and ...

But Lynn no longer heard her friend's warnings and went straight as if spellbound to that guy

- Hey

The surprised guy turned to the female voice and looked at Lynn with an appraising quick glance and quickly answered

- I'm not your client

- Um ... what ?! What you think you are?! I'm not a whore!

- Then what do you want from me ?!

- You’re just ... damn it! Are you Greg ?!

The guy stared at Lynn in surprise, but answered nonetheless.

- What's the difference?

- Just tell me!

- OK. Yes, I'm Greg!

- Fuck ... Greg ...

The guy already wanted to turn away and continue the order, ignoring the strange woman, but Lynn continued

- Do you know Stacy?

- Whom?! My girlfriend ?!

- Your girlfriend ?!

This strange dialogue continued for several minutes while Lynn tried to figure out what was going on. It didn’t fit in her head. And there was an explanation for that. When she first got here, she found out everything! And I found out, among other things, that she ... that is, Harry does not exist! And now he stood in front of her

Lynn also found out that Stacey does not and never had an aunt! She even made her call "Greg" her girlfriend and ask her if it was so! Then she only became more convinced of this! It was some kind of new madness and she could not understand anything in any way. 

...

Standing in the hallway of her former parents' house, Lynn felt Greg's father's hands squeezing her large breasts. It was a silent picture when Greg's father's wife came and saw her husband cheating on her with Lynn. And for Lynn it was already comparable to some kind of surrealism. She saw her mother, who caught her cheating with her father and yet she was not their son! It is difficult even to think about all this, and even more so to understand that all this actually happened!

Nevertheless, that meeting at the bar with "Greg" did not give Lynn to repent. She wanted to find out everything. It was a chance to return to her old life and she could not pass up. She didn’t think it would go that far when she met Greg’s father that evening ... Damn, this is all wildly strange, but Lynn grabbed at straws, thinking that she could not lose contact with this family and needed to understand everything.

She secretly communicated with Greg's father in the hope of finding out more information and did not even plan to somehow drag him into bed. But Greg's father was planning and it was very obvious. Lynn was just, as usual, for some time thinking about what she wanted to suck him off. She was already disgusting from these thoughts, which from some moment became so frequent in her head and which she often began to reproduce in reality with her husband. And even more so that she wants to suck a penis to Greg's father .. that is, to her father, it frightened her and at the same time turned on.

This invitation to Greg's house while his wife was not at home did not particularly interest her in terms of sex, but she really wanted to return to that house and see what had changed there.

Eh, poor Lynn, if only she knew that in fact it all depended completely on her from the very beginning, and not even on Stacy. While talking on the phone, Greg and Stacy did not know that they were being overheard by one eccentric alien who, exploring the universe, decided to train on a distant planet in the skills of changing reality.

The newcomer flew in his spaceship near the earth and randomly picked up signals. He didn't want to do something just like that. He wanted to have fun and get some practice at the same time. He listened to people talking on the phone and looked for something interesting and finally the dialogue between Greg and Stacy caught his attention.

The first change took a long time, but he did it anyway. All as they both wanted - Stacey now had a drinking aunt who lived in a trailer with a stupid husband. He rubbed his hands gleefully, watching their reaction and the reaction of the matter of reality. But I was disappointed when I saw shock and sadness on the face of a new aunt, who herself wanted to be her, according to the alien.

Then, having heard from them that it would be better for his aunt to show not in Stacy's apartment, but in his trailer, he already knowing what to do, changed reality a little again and here, already seeing that both were more satisfied, he wanted to fly away, but decided to check the reaction of the new aunt for great sex and continued to watch in disappointment. He did not want to make things worse, but on the contrary to improve people's lives ... However, he did not know the psychology of people very well and only listened to their desires.

Seeing how his aunt and Stacey were tormented by their abuse, he listened to Stacey's desire that she would not want to have such an aunt. It was strange and illogical for him, but still he did it. As well as for Lynn, he fulfilled her desire expressed in drunken conversations with her friend that it would be better if she did not know Stacy, as well as her ironic (according to Lynn) desires to learn how to do makeup, wear slut clothes and love suck dicks. In the end, it was already almost a month of observations and he was terribly tired of adjusting reality to the desires of these people and flew away.