Diana undercover (Patreon)

- What is the expression on your face baby? Just keep doing your job.

Of course Diana did her job and continued dancing to slow music for her next client. Inside, however, she resented with frustration and anger. This is because this was not an ordinary client, but an undercover liaison of the FBI secret service on undercover operations.

For several months Diana, or rather Rick Smith, had already worked in this brothel in the hope of getting at least a little information about the boss of the drug cortel Juan Hernandoz. But from the very beginning, things did not go according to plan. Even the plan itself seemed stupid and stupid to Riku, but he could not convince his leadership of this.

According to the FBI's plan, Rick and Diana swapped bodies and during the operation, the real Diana in Rick's body was supposed to be in a secret, specially guarded place. The FBI was convinced that Diana was a lover and a very close person to Juan. It was necessary to solve everything very quickly while Diana was in the United States during her unscheduled trip here and the FBI took her prisoner for a quick exchange with the best employee who knows Juan and his affairs the best and for this the only best candidate was suitable - Rick Smith.

Only after the exchange did it become clear that Diana had a falling out with her husband because she had cheated and flew to the United States, and Rick had already learned this when he was back in Mexico trying to pretend that everything was in order. By that time, Juan had already signed all the divorce papers and, rubbing his hands with a smile, sent Diana to one of his brothels.

Rick was trapped. He was able to report that things did not go according to plan until a few weeks later, having found a way to contact through a single agent in Mexico and at the very risk of being exposed. After that, he received instructions to adhere to the legend and continue to live like Diana, which was not at all part of Rick's plans and he hoped for a completely different answer.

Now, several months have passed since Rick received this body. From the moment of communication with the secret department of the FBI, no one contacted him and it seemed as if they had forgotten about him. But at last today this Mexican secret agent came to him and Rick was sure that this would all be over. What was his surprise and shock after the agent said that the real Diana was able to escape in Rick's body and that, according to the instructions of the secret service, Rick must continue to remain in this body for an indefinite period!

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Episode 1 - The Beginning

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- And how could I adapt to this body so quickly? This is all too fast. Preparation needed

- It's okay, Agent Smith, basically you know everything Diana knows technically. I mean your motor actions will be automatic

- What? What does it mean? Damn those freaking tits only get in the way

- Everything is good, you quickly adapt ... I guess.

- Probably?

- No, no, everything is fine. The risk is minimal.

- You did not answer my question!

- Oh yes. Sorry. But in fact, there is even nothing to answer. In fact, even though you think now that you are Rick Smith, in fact, we just re-frame your consciousness so that you think so by copying the data on consciousness into Rick's body ... In short. The point is that you don't need anything to adapt. You already know everything. That is, your brain already knows everything

- How the hell does it work? Fuck. And this haste! ¡Sigo pensando que fue una idea estúpida! Idea tonta, tonta. (I still think it was a stupid idea! Stupid, stupid idea.)

- You see, this is already working

- ¿Qué? ¡¿Qué estas diciendo ?! Maldita sea, habla inglés ... ¡oh Dios! (What? What are you saying ?! Damn, speak English ... oh god!)

- Tu cerebro ya ha comenzado a cambiar automáticamente al español. De eso estoy hablando. Por tanto, no se preocupe por la adaptación. Perdón si mi español es realmente malo ... (Your brain has already started to automatically switch to Spanish. That's what I'm talking about. So don't worry about adapting. Sorry if my Spanish is really bad ...)

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Episode 2 - Meeting with the Contact

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- They said they decided not to get me out of here?

- Damn, what a stupid chick. Sure baby

- I'm not your baby ... damn ...

Rick never dared to tell the contact in Mexico that he was actually a man. It was already too risky to go to this person here, and even more so to tell everything.

- Why not baby? Such a pretty face and such buffers. Yuhu. I don't understand why Juan sent you to a brothel, but now I will definitely visit you.

- You're an idiot?! I am an FBI secret agent and you know it

- Whoa, whoa, take it easy. Of course I know. But we need to hide it, so I will consider you a whore and ex-wife of our drug lord Juan. And say it more quietly, suddenly someone hears ...

It was a shock for Rick. He was sure, when he went to the meeting with the contact, that the FBI would get him out of here, and the answer that the mission should be continued was terrible. He already had to endure a lot to maintain the story that he is the real Diana.

Yes, of course, like that scientist said, he really got all of Diana's knowledge. It wasn't hard for him to do his makeup and find items of clothing that would fit his new body and those huge, uncomfortable, ever-dangling boobs. He even knew what to do to please his new male clients.

But all this, even though it was understandable, was at the same time humiliating for his male heterosexual ego. Becoming a secret agent, he did not plan to get used to the role of a Spanish whore and live here. But still, he understood that he had done the right thing, that he had not told the whole truth to this suspicious Mexican connected person, who so far was the only one who knew at least part of the truth and was his only hope of getting back.

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Episode 3 - Beginning whoring

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- What the fuck? Who are you? Where is Juan?

- Forget about Juan. Now I'm your boss, he told you everything

- What? No! He joked. I will not work as a whore!

- Ha! Forget who you were a bitch. And forget about your old rich life. Now you will work here and be sure that you have no other option.

The whole world was collapsing in front of Rick, who had just recently arrived in Mexico and literally immediately found himself here. It was strange, but expected that he, or rather Diana, was met immediately at the airport by "hard workers" Juan and without a word took him somewhere.

Of course, Rick believed that he would be brought to Juan's villa and that it was just security. And it was logical. However, the car stopped at a completely different place and Rick was brought into this small room. Having immediately determined that it was very similar to some kind of brothel, Rick nevertheless behaved very dignified.

Juan was in the room and he was sitting on this big bed. Having tried to act like Diana and hug his "husband" Rick got nothing in return. Juan just sat there. His fists were clenched with rage, but still he did nothing.

- Um ... baby ... something happened?

The word Kid was already barely pronounced, but it was really similar to what Diana could say. Juan did not say anything and only glanced at these modest rags that were now on Rick Juan left leaving Rick alone in thought.

It was necessary to play the role to the end and hoping that it was just a "suit of fitting" Rick was forced to agree that he, as a "wife" would have to fulfill his role and put on cursing all these clothes.

- Here are the divorce papers, a lover of other people's dicks.

- Divorce? What?! What the fuck are you talking about ?!

- Apparently Juan didn't tell you anything. So I didn’t consider it necessary .... Well, this is for the best. I suppose you are a smart girl and I don’t have to "explain" to you, what do you need to do now?

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Epilogue - True

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What poor Diana did not know duck is that there was never any exchange. She was always herself and was just a victim of the FBI experiment. Yes, she believed she was Special Assignment Agent Rick Smith and totally believed that. But in fact, the real Rick Smith never went anywhere. With his consent, the data from his brain was only copied into the brain of Diana, so that she would believe in it and so that she would get the necessary information.

But unfortunately, the FBI did not take into account the fact that Diana cheated on her husband and did not take into account the fact that Juan would divorce her as soon as she returned. Only later did they find out that she did not just come to the USA, but ran away from him and their plan was a failure from the very beginning.

They could not afford that the information was declassified and, moreover, they could not do so as to somehow stealthily steal Diana, bring her to the United States and copy the data of her brain back. It would be too noticeable. Therefore, they did their best to make Diana adapt herself to her life.

Of course, Rick Smith himself could help "Diana" if he knew that everything is happening for her as if the real Rick Smith was in her body. But he was assured that this is a temporary effect and Diana herself will soon forget everything and become herself again. Of course it was a hoax to keep Rick out of this business.

But poor Diana knew none of this. She / He sincerely believed in her US homeland and tried to do everything right so that no one would find out the truth in the hope that this nightmare for her / him would soon end hating her body and her job. Rick's memories and consciousness will forever remain in her and she will always think about what she was when she was a man named Rick Smith.