Southern beaches (Patreon)

- Mary! Heck! You only make it worse! It's all this damn pendant! Stop! Just wish me to be a man again!

- God, Erica, that's enough already! What nonsense? I absolutely do not understand you. What happened to you all of a sudden ?! And why should I wish this to you. I don't want to think so, but your pregnancy must have a terrible effect on you!

- Heck! I'm not pregnant! And I'm not Erica! This is some kind of horror! I'm telling you! I'm your husband Eric! Don't you remember me at all? I ... damn, this belly is just unbearable.

- Oh, poor thing ... Sandra, I understand you. Although I myself have never been pregnant (Mary paused, remembering her infertility, but then smiled again to calm her friend), but I imagine that this is not an easy test for every girl ..

- But I'm not a girl! Heck. Just wish that I became your husband and man again. Is it really that difficult ?! Please honey ...

- Please stop! I don't want you to be my husband. I'm happy with Frank and we have a great family. I don’t know what came over you, but it’s not funny anymore. Are you in trouble with Greg?

- Oh ... shit, right .. Greg ... shit ... This is all some kind of madness.

...

It has been almost several years since Eric inherited this pendant from his grandfather. Once he put it away along with that note about the magical properties of the pendant, which was in that box and the meaning of which he did not take seriously and forgot about it. He found the pendant by accident when he and his wife were packing up for vacation and decided to take it with him to give Mary.

The vacation was coming to an end and today was the last day of their vacation on the southern beaches. All in all, everything was great, but Mary was a little sad that the vacation was coming to an end, although she tried not to show her face. In addition, lately Mary no longer felt such feelings for Eric as before and for some reason just now thought about it.

- I have a small gift here as a keepsake of our trip and soon five years as we have been together, if you count from the moment we started dating.

Mary cheered up and smiled at these words, but when Eric took this pendant out of his bag, he was a little upset. Yet she expected something more than just some little trinket

- Oh ... that's so cute ... thank you honey

Seeing her reaction, Eric was a little embarrassed and hesitated when he wanted to put this pendant around her neck.

- Oh ... Don't you like it?

- What are you saying? Honey, this is very cool ... (she twisted a smile and looked away, but now Eric was already convinced that Mary did not really like the gift)

- Well ... Mary ... This is our family heirloom (Eric began to invent on the fly, remembering that this is an inheritance from his grandfather) and I thought that you would appreciate it ... (Mary was silent and still smiled with empty eyes looking to the side) If money is so important to you, then you had to marry Frank!

He knew that these words angered her, because it was so. She thought about it sometimes and remembered how she turned down the offer of Frank, who was now more successful than Eric at work and richer. And lately she had thoughts that she made a mistake when she married for love. So she replied sharply

- Yes! It was necessary to! I wish that! But I...

She suddenly fell silent, and Eric did not notice how the ring disappeared on his hand and decided to hug his wife, but for some reason she suddenly kicked away from him

- What are you doing, Eric!

- What? ... I just want to hug my beloved wife and ...

- Im not your wife! Or have you forgotten !? We're just friends. Frank is already jealous of you

- What?! What are you saying?! What are you talking about?!

- What am I saying?

She answered easily as if nothing had just happened

- You said you should have married Frank!

- But I'm already married to him, Eric (she said calmly with a smile)

- What the heck?! What Frank ?! I'm your husband!

- Eric ... you're scaring me ..

Eric looked at Mary in shock, not understanding absolutely nothing. It didn't sound like Mary, much less a joke. She was too serious for that. He raised his hand and brought it closer to Mary.

- Here! My ring .... what ?! Where is it?!

- What are you talking about?

- I ... I ... don't understand, the ring was just on my finger

- Which ring? You speak strange

- My wedding ring

- Oh, duck you still got married? When did it happen? Why didn't you tell me anything? And when was the wedding? This is so great! I congratulate you ...

- Stop! Stop talking nonsense! I'm married to you and the ring was just on my ring finger

Eric began to rummage in the sand in search of the ring while Mary looked at him in surprise 

...

- What ... what are you looking for?

- Ring! My wedding ring!

- You got married all the same ?! Eh, why were you silent ?! (she smiled slyly, but it was a sweet teasing smile from a friend). But okay. And who is this lucky girl? Is it Stephanie?

- What? I have no girlfriend! Mary ... (he continued his unsuccessful search, almost everything was already close by, remembering his affair with Stephanie, who was his work colleague and to whom Mary was sometimes jealous)

- Eh ... and I would wish so strongly that you finally marry at least even Stephanie. Do you like her?

At that moment, a ring suddenly appeared on Erik's hand, but he did not notice it immediately and continued his search.

- By the way, Eric. Stephanie isn't jealous that you came with me?

Eric stopped his search after hearing Mary's voice and this strange question.

- Who?

- Your wife is Stephanie. God, Eric, there really is something weird about you. First you look for the ring, and now this. By the way, you're silly. Look at your hand.

Eric looked closely at the hand and saw a ring on his ring finger.

- I understand nothing. What the hell is this, Mary ?!

- What do you mean? That you thought you had lost your wedding ring and that Stephanie was going to kill you, and then you were looking for it, but it was always on your finger !? Haha. You are so funny.

- Me not...

He took Mary by the shoulders and turned to face him, carefully speaking

- Mary! Look at me. Tell me you're kidding, please.

- Eric, damn it, let me go!

She broke free from his grip and glared at him.

- Are you married! And I'm married! Dont touch me! We're friends, but next time I'll hit you. Do you understand?!

Dumbfounded, Eric leaned back and stared at the sky trying to figure it all out.

- Eric, damn it. You're a great guy, I don't know what came over you.

- Mary ... I don't understand anything

Frank was still holding this pendant in his clenched palm, having already forgotten about it, and only lying down and looking at the sky did he slowly realize that the whole thing was possible in the pendant. He only opened his mouth to say this conjecture aloud, but Mary had already begun to speak

- You know Eric. Sometimes I wish you were a girl. Everything was much easier ...

He looked at Mary in surprise, thinking about the strangeness of her desire. But at the same time, he understood that if the pendant really fulfilled wishes, then all their stupid thoughts and wishes are now true. Now he was married to Stephanie and Mary was married to Stephen.

- Mary, it seems to me ... what's wrong with my .... what ??!?!?!

All thoughts at that moment disappeared from his head. He looked dumbfounded at his body, which had completely changed in a hundredth of a second after Mary's desire. Instead of his male hairy body with a small belly, he now saw smooth skin and a flat belly, which were as real as two small female breasts, which were now part of his body and over which was a gray swimsuit.

- What is Erica ?!

Eric didn't hear the question. The pendant fell out of his palms and he grabbed his boobs, feeling with his hands two real women's breasts under the fabric of the swimsuit. At the same time, feeling the small weight of these new assets.

- What the heck?! What it is?! Boobs?! And my ... oh shit, no, no, no! My dick!

At the screams of Eric, the lying man turned around and looked in their direction in surprise. Even Mary had to apologize for her friend

- Things are good. She's just overheated

- This is not good! Mary! It's not good at all

- Erica, please calm down

Eric took a couple of deep breaths and was finally able to pull himself together. 

...

Without touching the pendant anymore and looking at it with apprehension, Eric decided to calmly sort out this strange impossible situation, which so unexpectedly fell on his head.

- So. Mary. This all sounds crazy, but tell me. Who am I?

- You? Damn, Erica. You are my best friend

- (deep breath) Okay. Are you married?

- Yes. What are these stupid questions?

- Good. Who is your husband?

- Erika. Are you really overheated? I've been married to Steven for 5 years

- fuck ...

- What do you mean "fuck"?

Eric already realized that no matter how impossible it may sound, but apparently the reason for everything was this pendant. And he even guessed how this pendant worked.

- Nothing. Things are good. (he looked at his hand and saw a ring there). Am I married?

- Haha. Yes, your Stephanie is tired of waiting for you and most likely very jealous of me. I don't know how she let you go

- Hmm ... Stephanie

- Yes, why.

- Nothing. Just make some wish

- HM. OK. I wish you would stop talking nonsense

Nothing happened and Eric was glad that at that moment he was not holding the pendant in his hands. He took it and wanted to put it on Mary, but she categorically refused to do it, because she never wears other people's jewelry. And Eric knew this perfectly well, but it was a critical moment and he decided to try to put the pendant on her. After her refusal, he hesitated a little, but still put it on himself. Rising to his feet, feeling the new weight of his chest and hoping to soon get rid of it and become himself again, he said

- Now listen carefully. And repeating after me. I wish

- Hmm, okay ... I wish

- ... so you

-... so you

-... became a man!

- what nonsense !?

- Mary!

- Erika! What nonsense ?! I have nothing against your sexual orientation and the fact that you married Stephanie! But if you are asking what I wish, then I wish you were married to Greg, he is a great guy! He was so worried when you didn't like him ...

Greg, the guy from Mary's job who she liked. Eric always knew this, but he was never jealous of him, because he was confident in his wife, in addition, Greg, in Eric's opinion, was the same gamma male - an ugly skinny guy in a low-paid job with a lame sense of humor.

- What? What have you done ?! I told you to repeat after me!

But Mary could no longer stop her speech

- ... when you didn't like him. And you could already have children, unlike me! God, Erica, I wish you had a child and that you were pregnant now with another child of Greg and ...

- Stop!

Eric closed Mary's mouth, already feeling an incredible heaviness in his stomach and was only convinced in horror when he stopped Mary and looked down. The belly was huge, as if it had been inflated from the inside and something very heavy had been thrust into it. Instantly Eric felt his legs get tired of standing and how tense his muscles. The breasts also got bigger and gained weight due to the pregnancy. His heart was beating fast, but he tried to keep calm. Yet he already understood that this is the action of the pendant and everything can be turned back. It was only necessary to come to an agreement with Mary. Removing his hand from her face, he dropped his hands and stared at her.

- Mary! Heck! You only make it worse! It's all this damn pendant! Stop! Just wish me to be a man again!

... 

- Mary! Heck! You only make it worse! It's all this damn pendant! Stop! Just wish me to be a man again!

- God, Erica, that's enough already! What nonsense? I absolutely do not understand you. What happened to you all of a sudden ?! And why should I wish this to you. I don't want to think so, but your pregnancy must have a terrible effect on you!

- Heck! I'm not pregnant! And I'm not Erica! This is some kind of horror! I'm telling you! I'm your husband Eric! Don't you remember me at all? I ... damn, this belly is just unbearable.

- Oh, poor thing ... Sandra, I understand you. Although I myself have never been pregnant (Mary paused, remembering her infertility, but then smiled again to calm her friend), but I imagine that this is not an easy test for every girl ..

- But I'm not a girl! Heck. Just wish that I became your husband and man again. Is it really that difficult ?! Please honey ...

- Please stop! I don't want you to be my husband. I'm happy with Frank and we have a great family. I don’t know what came over you, but it’s not funny anymore. Are you in trouble with Greg?

- Oh ... shit, right .. Greg ... shit ... This is all some kind of madness.

- What? Why madness? We shouldn't have flown here with your pregnancy. It seems to me that you are completely overheated and you have sunstroke. Your behavior is strange. Very, very strange.

- I'm acting strange ?! These are all your silly wishes!

- What kind?! I didn’t wish you anything!

Eric pointed at himself with two palms.

- You did this to me! You turned me into a fucking pregnant chick and it looks like I'm now married and pregnant with a baby from your stupid colleague Greg! Heck...

Eric suddenly imagined everything he had just said. It all did not fit into his head. He suddenly thought that all this could be permanent changes and imagined his new life, which could turn into a real nightmare for him. This is a body alien to him, pregnancy and this stupid Greg, whom he considered ugly and stupid. A very vivid picture of this new life appeared in his head, which suddenly became so real for him and he became afraid

- No! No! No! We gotta take that damn pendant off before it gets worse!

He reached out to unbutton his neck with his hands, but nothing came of it.

- I will help you

Mary came closer and reached out to help her friend.

- Take your hands off! I myself! And then you will only make it worse!

- Erika! You know! I wish I hadn't gone anywhere with you at all! I don't know what happened to you today ...

How accidentally Eric could not find the place for the latch of the chain to the pendant until Mary began her speech again

- ...today. Greg should deal with this, not me. Why did I fly with you at all? Are you saying that I did it to you and wished something for you ?! Well, I do not. I wish only one thing, that instead of me now there was Greg and your children.

Suddenly Mary's fiery speech was abruptly cut off and Eric heard only the sound of the surf and the voices of other people nearby.

- Mary! Mary ... where are you?

Mary disappeared ... Eric stood the same on the sand, looking for Mary, but she was nowhere to be seen

- Mother Mother! I caught a jellyfish!

A child of about 3-4 years old ran up to Eric with a red toy bucket and gave it to him

- Look! She swims there! I'll catch some more!

Eric looked at the unfamiliar child, who called him mom and held this bucket in his hands, realize the nonsense of the situation. From all this he was covered with some kind of hysterical laughter.