Alien mistake (Patreon)

It was an ordinary evening and Steve spent it in front of the TV. He, as usual, returned from work, ate and simply lay and switched channels. Soon it was time to sleep. But suddenly a light shone from through his window and the house shook. Steve decided to go to the window, but the light became even brighter and in the end Steve lost consciousness.

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He woke up no longer at home. It was a room with metal walls and a metal bed on which he lay. It was very uncomfortable. He stood up and heard a voice

"Don't worry. This is a temporary measure. You are not kidnapped. This is just a test."

Steve did not understand anything, but it seemed to him that he was aliens on a spaceship and his captors. It was stupid, but logical.

"Where am I? What is going on here?"

But no one answered and Steve sat down again on the metal bed.

...

After a while, a voice of five spoke

"Are you a projection of Steve's mind?"

Steve understood nothing and was silent. After a while, the voice repeated

"Are you a projection of Steve's mind?"

"If you want to ask who I am, then yes, I am Steve!"

"Steve remained on Earth, you are only his consciousness. We continue, we need to answer a few questions and we will return you back to Steve's body"

...

Finally, when Steve answered all the questions, the voice was silent. Steve decided that this was the end and was right. The voice began to speak again

"When we return you back to your body you will forget everything. If you remember something, then it will seem to you that it was a dream goodbye to Stee ..... brbrbrbrbrbr." Steve felt that there was some kind of blow and the voice broke off. The light in his room turned off and on and after a moment the voice spoke again

"... Goodbye, Svetlana"

"What? What am I not ..."

But Steve did not have time to finish.

...

The last thing Steve remembered was that he went to the window to see what kind of light there was. He opened his eyes and saw that he was standing outside. There was sun in the sky and he felt his body blowing in the wind.

Steve remembered for sure that he was wearing clothes in the house and that there was no sun outside the window, and now everything was incense. He definitely felt the wind as if his legs were without pants. He looked around and saw a lot of people. He was definitely on the street.

Steve decided to check why he was so cold and looked down. Then he experienced the first shock and almost fell. It was not his body!

Steve understood absolutely nothing. How did he end up in another place and in another body ?! All this was complete nonsense! He examined his body and did not believe his sensations. All of this was true. He felt that the small shorts, which were smaller than the shorts that he usually wore, were pressed tightly against his body and that he certainly had nothing between his legs. He did not wear a bra and out of his outerwear was only a strange T-shirt and everyone had prominent his nipples. But Steve was not bothered. Not bothered yet. He saw that there was not a green bag on his shoulder and that there should be a telephone in that bag.

Steve walked neatly to the concrete fence, these high-heeled shoes made everything worse, and just cloudy. He looked in his bag and found the phone.

Steve remembered his friend’s phone and decided to call him, but he heard the voice of a woman who said that he didn’t have enough money on the phone.

Steve felt a little cool and he thought that he had no idea where in this body he was, then he needed to find a way to contact his body. But to do this, you need to find the address of this girl.

Steve looked for more documents and found a passport. He could not believe his eyes. It was a Russian passport. He was in the body of Svetlana Pushkareva. He did not understand Russian words and could not understand the address that was in his passport.

Steve removed this phone with this ridiculous female keychain that was attached to it and grabbed his head! This was done rather from hopelessness. He tried not to think about it, but noticed that there were so many long hairs on his head. He never had long hair and it was all new.

He stopped and scolded himself for thinking about his hair, and not about how he could get back into his body! There were too many. Somehow he ended up in the body of the Russian girl Svetlana, she was somewhere in a crowded place and he only now thought that she was dressed very immodestly as if ... no, no, no! He did not want to believe it. The idea that Svetalana could be a prostitute only made things worse. He did not want to believe it.

But suddenly his phone rang and he saw something in Russian, but could not understand what was written there. Steve didn't pick up the phone.

Instead, he decided to ask passers-by about where Svetlana’s house might be.

He took out a passport and went to ask everyone around to help him.

...

It was a strange picture. Locals who sometimes walked here then remembered for a long time. Their local prostitute Svetlana suddenly for no apparent reason began to go and show everyone her passport with a residence permit in another city. He spoke only English. She was dressed shamelessly as usual, but walked in high heels as if putting them on for the first time in her life.

Of course no one helped her. But for some reason she went to the local police, who of course knew her, and also decided to play this game. The police took her to her pimp Valera, but on the way they wanted her to give them a blowjob as usual, but Svetlana refused.

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