Internet doctor, go! (Patreon)

A quick search reveals that I was born with ptosis, a sagging of the eyelid. Mine now covers about half my right eye, it can be corrected with surgery or propping-up glasses, or in my case, a temp fix of raising my chin and looking down my nose. I look snooty but I see a little clearer.

Nothing serious, persistent irritation at best, I will learn to adapt.

Does not explain my slumped corner of my mouth and slanted nose, I look like I had Bell's Palsy, which if I had would make it impossible for me to whistle or talk without sounding like a very drunk Sean Connery

I've been whistling ever so often just to doublecheck I don't in fact have Bell's Palsy and the right side of my face still moves.