Okay, you should all read this, this is very much one of my fav things I ever wrote at Kotaku UK, and I am very glad it's back online.
This article was originally published January 2018. The following article contains spoilers for Genital Jousting's story mode. Most people know Genital Jousting as a slightly silly multiplayer party game which has been doing the rounds at gaming conventions and on Steam Early Access over the past few years.