Patreon Exclusive | Learned Something New [Teasing] ["Argueing" over Ethics at the Grosery Store] (Patreon)
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No real arguing in this audio, it is all teasing and playful banter. But if it isn't your thing, feel free to skip this audio :)
A few rules when doing your grosery shoping in store;
-Don't stop in the middle of the isle and just stand there
-Be apologetic if you accidently bump into someone
-Don't cut ahead of lines
-Don't stand too close in line
-Be kind and polite to the person behind the register, their job ain't easy
-Accept the fact that not all strawberries in the box will be perfect, don't sort through the boxes with your fingers and throw out the bad ones.
Not all people obey by these rules.
p.s.
Some questions you might have now;
Is strawberry lady real?- Yes.
Banans in plastic bags?- Yes, that is how my grosery store keeps them. You buy the whole bag.
Will you forgive me for any crimes discussed in the audio?- Hard to say. But you are cute, that works in your favour.