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Happy Wednesday, here's a little audio-only solo episode for you. I talk about audio vs video, King of Queens vs. Everybody Loves Raymond, and Trader Joe's vs Walgreens.

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Max Phillips

Thanks for the bonus mike 🙌

Lauren Alyssa

you should talk to Deb about sleeping w Ben instead of you. your marriage is just as important as parenting bc the two things go hand in hand. you’re still allowed to put yourself first sometimes

Loyal Opposition

Thanks, Mike.. And yeah, you never wanna waste a good one on your hand. Knowing I'm going to jizz quickly, I'll get her off first and then go for the kill. Just not lately....

Max Phillips

I got my ex pregnant the first time we had sex but then it took 4 months when we actually started trying. It’s just luck I think

Peter

Sean’s solo episode should be a scene by scene breakdown of “JFK”

spanky bulldog

Dude I just read a book that retells the Icelandic sagas and then watched Fargo again, and it blew my fucking mind how influenced by Norse legend that movie is. My whole perspective of the movie was changed. The role of women, the pagan symbolism, the insatiable greed, the acceptance of brutal nature and violence as mundane facts of life, the brief interaction with native Americans where everything is a miscommunication and misunderstood. The craziest fucking part is that Gaear and Karl are 100% ancient bear and wolf berserkers summoned from nature by Shep Proudfoot. From the very first scene Gaear is sleeping and eating cause he's supposed to be in hibernation, and Karl is always watching and on edge. Gaear saves up his energy to explode in shocking acts of violence when he needs to. By the end of the movie Karl is in full wolf mode hunched over growling, baring his teeth, blood running down his chin and chest, wearing that grey fur lined jacket. During their final showdown, Gaear dons the fur hat, which is a symbol that palace guards still use that symbolize the old cult of the bear in Northern Europe. They're from different clans, so the had to fight to the death eventually. Sorry, I don't have anywhere else to write this down. Just been ranting to my gf about it for a week.

Marduk

Just gonna take your word on all of this because I want to believe it’s true. The Coens are mad geniuses so it all sounds plausible.

Mxrebel

This is Everybody Loves Raymond slander. Also Doug is just as dumb as Ray if not more.

g t

Very different, but I love these solo episodes. Keep them coming as much as you can! My favorite episodes of the entire out for smokes podcast are the lion king solo episode, and the Deb/Mike episode last winter

OutForSmokes

Doug is dumb but the show is more self aware. Ray doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with how incompetent he is.

Mxrebel

Fair. I think some of my love of Everybody loves raymond comes from nostalgia when I was a kid and observing my extended family interacting with each other. Also keep up the good work.

Matthew Dunn

Hell yeah Mike, fucking awesome set, had me laughing my ass off. About to have my first child, went through years of IVF so I could really relate to poor people get pregnant without trying.

Ryan Groenenboom

my gf loved your set in Denver. Fuck the haters

DougHeffernan19

Solo eps rock Mikey. Another banger. King of Queens obviously rules. Another great sitcom that's a bit under the radar is Rules of Engagement. The marketing pics make it look gay but it's all my wife is annoying, calling people gay is funny, and David Spade sexually harassing women.

Marduk

Just want to second this. Fuck the haters. You’re funny and talented as hell, Mike.

A-Train

Undeserved Trader Joe's hate cause there's too many eyes on Mike with all the employees and customers so he can't steal salmon steaks. Other than that slander banger ep

josh howzing

Hey Mike great ep, I hope you and ur son had a great day, a correction however, u stated that peacock was 6 bucks for ad free but it's not ad free it's 12 bucks for the ad free one sorry about the payment this month being late my phone got stolen and my paetreon was attached to my apple pay so dont think im some fucking looser alright just some misscommunication isall

josh howzing

Mike was spot on with his galaxy brain take on Trader Joe's, average price per item is 3.99-5.99, the lay out of the store drives u to the double frozen isle, the produce is often processed into smaller sizes then put in a vaccume bag, the snacks remind you of the brand name version and takes getting used to, the vibe with the managers wearing Hawaii shirts and being called "mates" instead of managers and the "crew members" being either young hyper enthusiastic cashiers or older people with a permanent glaze over their eyes gives a very evil vibe also the bells suck one bell for more cashiers two bell for a go back or fetching a new carton of eggs and three bell for a manager is lame and weird. yes I worked there for 4 years in two different states