AUGUST CHARACTER Q & A (Patreon)

W4TCH=R INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT:

Interviewer: Welcome to your first ever interview!

W4tch=R: This is making me feel like a celebrity!

Interviewer: This is from @Apelaa “If someday you lost Y/n, what will you do or how do you feel about it?”

W4tch=R: Oh, this is not fun. I still have to take care of our cat. I’ll probably just stay in their room till I become a dried raisin.

Interviewer: From @Mochi 🥀 “The entities you normally face are weak or strong? Do you struggle a lot driving them away? Second question for my baby boo watcher: HOW DO YOU EAT, are you wearing some kind of mask??”

W4tch=R: It’s just our secret, some of them are stronger but I just pretend to be bigger and scarier to drive them away. Some are weak too. I eat with my mouth and hands. I don’t wear a mask although it looks like I’m wearing one since my face is screenburned. I’m originally black all over.

Interviewer: What’s screenburned?

W4tch=R: It is when you stare on a screen too much it makes your skin look whiter from all the radiation.

Interviewer: I don’t think that’s possible. Anyway, from @♱ “what is your fav TV show you like to watch from the neighbors window?”

W4tch=R: It is! I have very sensitive skin. All of them are my favorite, but I’m currently obsessed with chick flick shows!

Interviewer: Okay, soup has a ton of questions-

W4tch=R: I love soups. I lick the window clean always.

Interviewer: No, I mean- okay, here are some of their questions, “If you had to choose between me and our cat, who would you choose? Hypothetically!! You're incredibly tall! How tall can you get? Why are you so afraid of being thin and small from other entities?”

W4tch=R: Why would I choose? I can carry both of them in one arm alone. I can be as tall as a two-story house on good days! Well, I wouldn’t be intimidating if I’m small and thin as sticks, right?

Interviewer: And, “Your body changes quite often!Like being fuzzy, growing spikes and deflating etc.Do you do it on command or does happen when feeling emotions? What would happen to you if you never ate negative energy? I was so worried for him when he didn't feel fine when we did our homework. What other kind of awesome places are you interested in going/taking us with you? :O The shopping trip was so fun!”

W4tch=R: *starts to eat hairs off the floor* Both, I get fuzzy when I’m feeling relaxed or if I’m asleep. I grow spikes when I want to scare someone off, and I deflate when I’m feeling down. I would perish! Is that the word?! I would die. I really want to go to the movies, it’s my dream to see a show in a huge screen!

Interviewer: And, “silly question but what would you do if we got married to someone one day? and they have to live with us? How would you feel? :3 When and how did we properly meet and interact with W4tch=r? On the exact day of our grandma's funeral or a little bit after?“

W4tch=R: I would feel betrayed and sad *W4tch=R melted on the chair*.

Interviewer: Are you okay?

W4tch=R: *sat up straight* Yes. We already met before they even knew how to hold a pencil! Just a tiny little bean, and then I didn’t visited them for a while since I stayed with grandma the whole time she’s in the hospital.

Interviewer: Also, “Do evil entities try to claim your "place" often? Why? Do you ever sleep? when and where do you sleep? How do you feel about being called the watcher? do you like the name or do you want to be called something else? lol 😆”

W4tch=R: Because they can’t find any vacant place to live in! Sometimes, entities live together and could give multiple nightmares on one person but, that will never work for me. My human is mine only. I sleep under the bed during the day. I would like to be called my handsome boy, good boy, sweetie, my baby, cookie eater, spider baby- grandma has tons of cool nicknames for me, but Watcher is great. It’s like my OG name.

Interviewer: From @amazon, “is the spider dance your favorite”

W4tch=R: Yes, it feels good. It’s stretching my body and releases tension in my joints.

Interviewer: @Rose <3, “do you have a crush on your human”

W4tch=R: Sometimes I like to crush them in reality when they get too annoying.

Interviewer: From @Evie 🩶, “what’s your favourite food?”

W4tch=R: Lately, I’ve been craving for energy drinks!

Interviewer: @ꪔ̤̥ MAVEN ☀️, “Do you like any songs or artists ?”

W4tch=R: I like pop songs! I love Katy Perry’s songs.

Interviewer: From @ladybugs 💗, “so what type of videos do you watch on the phone?”

W4tch=R: All sorts! I love watching movie trailers and funny videos compilations. Lately I’ve been watching DIY haircuts, I’m planning on giving my human the best haircut.

Interviewer: Okay! I think that’s it. Thank you!

W4tch=R: Wow, it’s hard to be a celebrity.

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