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[Poll] The Sausage Party

  • "Altering" Al 1
  • "Big Ruler" Bruce 3
  • "Chub-chode" Charles 1
  • "Dill-Twirlin'" Dillon 5
  • "Edging" Ed 1
  • "Fully Phallic" Frank 1
  • "Girthy" Greg 2
  • "Hard-headed" Hal 9
  • "Icky Sticky" Ike 6
  • "Just pulled out" Justin 3
  • 2021-01-02
  • —2021-01-09
  • 32 votes
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Let's start off 2021 with a bang! Already this is going to be a different kind of poll. Oddly this was going to be the first poll of the Patreon, but then it wasn't!

First off, you have a large amount of quick sketches to choose from. Too many, in fact! The theme is all around the fun phallic failings of some fairly follicle foregone fellas (aka Dickhead TF)

What happened? What's the cause? Dunno! I guess we'll have to figure that out by first finding out which of your favorites will get to be together in an image or brief comic strip.

Favorite(s)? Yes! You can choose as many as you like! My goal is to use at least two of these 'heads' in an image together. Any ties or tie-breakers will just be added as a third wheel willy (maybe four if I'm crazy).

To make choices easy to track, and for some flavor, I've added 'names' and 'nicknames' to make it easy to remember who is who (image below). Try not to get too attached to their names as a cause or state. Everything is still loose and interchangeable. It's possible that two images could become a sequence of the same character if the two heads 'fit' conveniently enough. It all depends on which heads are the best heads to go head-to-head in some dickery.

I know this is a very different poll. The sheer number might be overwhelming. Just remember: you can vote for as many as you like, but 'checking' off everything will just cancel out completely. If you see ones you like more than others, I suggest you check those and see how it pans out.

I'm also using the activity in this poll to help determine if I should do similar things in the future, so please participate if you want more like this!


So, who's your favorite(s)?

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PostalRoo

Hal and Ike are the clear winners this time. However, Dillon was neck and neck for a while, so I'll consider if he makes a good third.