Paraphilia 101: curiosities (Patreon)

So, I have a green thumb, but it seems like there's such a fetish for plants where people (women in this case) actually go as far as to become obsessed with 'plant dild0es', like I suppose eggplant fruits, carrots and such (cuz I can't visualize a woman actually having sex with whatever else.. unless she started sitting in a tree and grinding the branch with her hips lol).

Oh, yeah.. (just looked it up) apparently there's even that 'tree fetish' lol: it's called Dendrophilia, 'love of trees' and involves anything from rubbing against the bark to mast*rbat1ion using a branch and even entering a relationship with a tree or worshipping them. It's more common than one would think, apparently.

(Is that *really* weirder than wanting to shrink down and be stepped on by a woman? :P I don't think so..)

This is, of course, the most 'lewd' part of the fetish, but it seems they now call 'plant fetishist' even someone who genuinely loves plants and hates to see them suffer or being abandoned (being 'vegan' doesn't mean you'll stop eating something that suffers when killed, it's been proven an overwhelming number of times that plants have actual emotional feelings just like us, even mushroom and the fungi kingdom!).

Something hilarious I just found is another fetish for... cars! XD (and planes, trains, ships, excavators, lol.. you name it). Get this...

"Mechanophilia (or mechaphilia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, cars, helicopters, and airplanes. Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution."

Imagine that. You're a train driver, the train you're driving is packed with commuters late for their jobs and you're 'getting busy' with your metal girlfriend lol... and you get registered as a sex offender because you were getting nasty with your train. XD

If you ever felt 'odd' being a macrophile... DON'T.

We simply desire something fantastical that's not physically possible, but we're no weirder than these people. 😅