Shetira & Shawi: The Mermaid Show (Patreon)

I knew the surprise worming in the garden was going to come back to bit me in the tail, but did she really have to put me into this biogel memaid suit while I was napping? Or sign me up for this silly 'Sexy Mermaid Show' at the aquarium? Or insist that we wear actual maid costumes? Wait. What's that bottle? Gelitech Zombie Lotion? Zombie mermaids? I mean, I know it's Halloween and all, but...

*sigh*

Fine. Turn me into a zombie mermaid. Whatever. I didn't have any other plans for the holiday anyhow.