SomeDeviantOcelot

Ironic Twist (Patreon)

Published:

2023-09-08 00:30:57

Imported:

2023-10

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"What? Iron? Just iron? Psh.

Does iron grow? Does iron evolve? Does iron have a will driving it, like living flesh does? Is it fed? Fed by thousands of tiny rivers? Powered by carcasses upon carcasses, grown by the sacrifice of thousands of souls?

No? Then iron is WEAK. ANYTHING not alive is weak. Life? Life is strong. Flesh is strong. Those alive bend, pound, CRUSH the inanimate world under their will. Even iron... Especially iron, ain't that right?~ It was dug up, melted, cast, carried and placed... All by who? By living beings.

And you THINK a living being can't break it down??"

"Not with their bare hands!"

* S C R E E E E E E E — *

"NOT IF THEY'RE WEAK!!!"

This newfound method of processing iron scrap in-site allowed ifrian expeditionaries in the fuligian hinterland to save countless trips to the mule teams.

Happy Biceptember! :D

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