Let Him Eat Cake (Patreon)

"Imagine..."

"It's your wedding... or at least you're pretending it is for the mission. You're all dressed up, trying be the perfect bride while the room is distracted from whatever the hell you were told to distract them from."

"...and then he shows up. With that stupid fuckin' grin on his face..."

"I get it. He's here as backup-- just in case someone realizes the happy couple aren't the ones *actually* cutting their cake. But did he have to be the cameraman? Why not be the usher or something? Somethin' where he's outta my hair and outta my sight. I'm not supposed to be under surveillance anymore, and this is super uncalled for!"

"Gaia's grace! Piss off already Dex! It's my wedding day!!"