Another non-sequitur (Patreon)

Imma be honest, I'm only posting this so my update posts line up directly with the amount of text posts, cuz with this there are now 30 text posts and the next update will be Update #31. I'm just OCD about these things sometimes. Sorry for wasting your time. Here's a joke for ya: I wrote a book about going up the stairs, it's a step-by-step guide!