The Royal Treatment (Patreon)

 
  Princess Celestia arched an eyebrow and gave me a slight smirk in my Equestria dreamscape.
    “It's been at least a century since I got a salutation like that.”
  My brain slowly parsed what I had just said and then I threw myself into a bow. “Your Highness! Um, uh what brings you and your....”   
    Raising my head slightly looked around a bit and realized that the Co-Ruler of Equestria had none of her usual squad of guards or courtiers with her. In fact Celestia wasn't even wearing her usual trapping of office. It was kind of odd seeing her out and about without her tiara, pectoral, a stylized war boots.   
    The white alicorn seemed to enjoy watching me attempt mental gymnastics and fail miserably. Mercifully she spared me from too much suffering.   
    “Oh today is Sunday. It's my day off. So left my guard attachment behind at the palace. There are a few things that I'd like to discuss with you and your household in private. May I come in Sky Brush?”
    Part of me really wanted to say no and close the door, but you don't just slam the door on a pony who is ruler of the land you are living in. Besides she can vaporize a couple square miles of countryside with just a thought. At same time I knew that I had three very sex-driven mares in my bed right now and if the princess....”
    “Oh is that coffee I smell? I could use a cup of that!” Then without waiting for my reply Celestia strolled regally past me and into the cottage.   
    In my current mental state it took me a couple of seconds to realize that my first line of defenses had been breached. Spinning around raced back in to find Princess of the Sun standing in our kitchen and getting herself one of Petina's mugs that had Horny And Proud Of It! printed on it from the cupboard. All the while acting as if she did this all the time. Celestia poured herself a mug of coffee and then took a sip.   
    “Um, does your highness require cream or sugar for your coffee?” I was frantically trying to gain some control of the situation and it was the first thing I could think of.   
    “Yes Sky Brush, cream and sugar would be nice. Oh! Are those donuts?” She was already making a beeline for the bright pink cardboard box on the dining room table.   
    “Uh, yes! I got them for the household this morning. Would you like one?”   
    The mare's horn flared and the lid of the box swung open. The princess strolled over and examined the contents of the box and smiled.
    “Ah yes. I can always recognize Pinkie signature style of decorating!” She said this as she  levitated out of the box a raspberry jelly filled donut that had been dusted with powdered sugar and then decorated with sprinkles to look the sun rising over snow-covered peaks.   
    She then proceeded levitate and eat the donut without getting a drop of jelly on herself or the floor. All the while sipping from the coffee mug that she was also keeping levitated. For the couple minutes her focus seemed to be solely focused on enjoying Sugar Cube Corner's finest.         

      With the donut consumed, Celestia levitated the coffee pot over and topped off her mug. Then spent the next few seconds adding more sugar and cream until the correct ratio had once again been established. The princess took a long sip and looked around the cottage and then lowered the cup and looked back at me.   
    “Where's the rest of your housemates? It seems odd not seeing them around?”
    “Oh, uh, well you see they're still in bed. You know sleep in on Sunday and stuff like that!”
    Celestia arched an eyebrow “Still sleeping? Really? But it's after 2 in the afternoon, and it's a glorious day if I may say so! They aren't sick are they?”
    “Um not really, but they are a bit out of it at the moment.” I said sheepishly.   
    “Ah! Well considering how late in the day it is they wouldn't mind if they poked my head and said hi to them would they.”   
    Before I could throw out any verbal defenses to deflect this line inquiry. Celestia turned and walked into the master bedroom.   
    It never happened to me, but I have had friends tell about the first time their mother found out they weren't a virgin anymore by walking in to find their partner in their bed or on the sofa in some state of undress. That was exactly what this moment felt like.   
    Celestia opened the bedroom door and strolled in. What exactly Petina, Carousel, and Rainbow Dash had been engaged in I couldn't tell, but looks on their faces were amazing. If circumstances were different, I so would've wanted to have a camera then. Even Petina was caught flatfoot by this.
    Without skipping a beat Celestia smiled and looked at the mares.  “Good afternoon my little ponies! Could I trouble you three to join me and Sky Brush in the main room in a few minutes? There are a few things I'd like to discuss with you.”
    Celestia turned to leave the room when she stopped and closed her eyes and took a deep breath and inhaled the pheromone soaked air. Then she looked back at the 3 mares with a knowing smile.      “My, my! Some ponies have been having lots fun in here haven't they!”   
    Then she turned and left the room. As she walked past me she looked down. “Sky Brush. I might recommend you get another pot of coffee going. There are a few mares who are going to need some.”   
    Then she topped off her mug for the second time and then slowly ambled into the main room.
 To be continued.