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Asuka & Shinji, the Fat Couple
By FC Punk

Asuka and Shinji both looked at the curry dishes before them.

“Eat up!” Misato cheerfully said, tipping a beer in her mouth.

Shinji and Asuka were apprehensive, the curry looked unappetizing which didn’t help with Misato’s tendency to even screw up with instant ramen.

“Is this supposed to be edible?” Shinji wondered, poking into the curry timidly.

“HEY! It’s my turn to cook and I worked hard on this. Show me a little respect here!”

Shinji and Asuka looked at each other and took a bite before they spat it into their hands.

“Hey come on! It’s not that bad!”

“NOT THAT BAD?!” Asuka howled, “I don’t think I can take any more of this. From now on Shinji should do the cooking!”

Misato chuckled, “I do like that idea, Shinji dinner nights are the best. What do you think Shinji? Want to be our exclusive chef?”

Shinji swallowed, he could see both of them looking at them. He really didn’t want to cook every meal, but at the same time he couldn’t stand Misato’s cooking. He should say no, he badly wanted to say no. But…

“I...guess I could.”

Damn it! Why did he say yes! He was such a pushover with no backbone.

Asuka smiled, “Well this works out perfectly!”

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*Two months later*

“Shinji you idiot! your food is making me fat! I gained twenty pounds!”

Shinji looked Asuka over, she had grown a pot belly that was pushing out her school uniform. She looked chubby all over with her legs looking thicker and her face fuller. Asuka was looking very robust.

Shinji awkwardly said “Well you keep asking for seconds and thirds, it’s not my fault.”

Misato walked into the kitchen, having grown her own pot belly that shook in her yellow top. Her legs were also much thicker and her butt rounder.

“I think there’s a lot more to worry about than your appearance, Asuka. We’ve got the Angels to take care of. Who cares if we gain a few extra lbs. If anything it’s a testament to how good Shinji’s cooking is.”

The chubby redhead lowered her head and went silent. Shinji stepped back as if she was a bomb ready to go off.

But then Asuka lifted up her head with her trademark confident smirk “You’re right Misato! We have much bigger things to worry about! Besides,” Asuka paused to pick up a pork bun Shinji had made. Chewing with her mouth open, she said, “And the perfect guy would love me even if I was a fatty, so you know what?”

Asuka swallowed and declared “I’m a PROUD FAT BITCH!”

Misato sweatdropped, “That wasn’t the reaction I was expecting.”

Asuka grabbed the tray of pork buns, “Shinji! Make more of these and then something really filling like meatloaf and mashed potatoes!” She took the tray to her room, swaying her fuller butt as she did.

Shinji looked at Misato, unsure of what he just witnessed.

Misato shook her head, “Whatever makes her happy. If it doesn’t interfere with piloting her EVA let her be a fat bitch.”

Misato then smirked, “But she is right, you’re really fattening me up!” She lifted her top over her belly and patted the newfound pudge.

Shinji blushed profusely looking away, “I-I am not, honest!”

Misato saw him blushing and giggled, “What’s the matter Shinji, do you like fat girls? Am I a fat girl now?” She put Shinji’s hand to her soft mushy belly and Shinji nearly jumped out of his skin “S-stop that Misato!”

Misato smiled, “I was just teasing Shinji. It’s fun watching you go ballistic.” Suddenly her face broke into shock.

“Whats wrong Misato?”

“My bra broke, these puppies have really grown.”

“Uggggh!” Shinji covered his ears and went to his room to sulk.

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In the NERV ladies room Ritsuko and Misato were washing their hands.

“You’re getting kinda fat Misato.”

“Jeez, thanks Rits.”

Misato adjusted her black dress over her growing belly.

“Stress eating?”

“You’re one to talk, Ritsuko.”

Ritsuko ran her hand over her blue top where her own pot belly was growing.

“I’m trying to cut back on smoking. Those things will kill you.”

Misato and Ritsuko both chuckled darkly at that before Ritsuko said “Asuka must be under a lot of stress too. She’s put on 42 pounds.”

Misato sweat dropped and said “She’s...kinda letting herself go.”

Shinji and Rei relaxed in the cafeteria each wearing their plugsuits as Asuka took big bites of a cheeseburger. Her fuller form was turning flabby as her pot belly grew larger, her red plugsuit could show off every inch of her growing body, she was practically naked.

“These burgers are sooo good!” Asuka talked with her mouthful, every time she opened her mouth the slight double chin she was growing would bulge larger. and took some fries off Rei’s tray.

“Pig,” Rei softly said to which Asuka smirked, “I’ll have you know there’s guys out there that love fat bitches like me, isn’t that right Shinji?”

“Uh, I mean,” Shinji stumbled with his words having been put on the spot, “I, I guess so, I mean there probably are.”

Rei heard this and blushed at what Asuka implied. Was Shinji one of those?

Rei scooted her fries closer to her…
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Later that night Ritsuko came over for dinner.

Ritsuko leaned back and patted her bloated belly, “It’s no wonder you two are getting so fat, Shinji is an excellent cook!”

Shinji blushed as Ritsuko, Misato, and Asuka dug into a deep dish lasagna.

Misato poked her pot belly, “Yeah there’s no denying it, I’m a fatty.”

Asuka chuckled, cutting a large chunk greedily, “Come join the dark side Misato, become a proud fat bitch like me.”

Ritsuko nearly did a spit take on her whine, “A what?!”

Asuka smugly grinned, “A proud fat bitch! Why should I worry about my weight? We’re essentially in a post-apocalyptic world, who cares? Let’s eat and eat and grow fat! Shinji, pour me some more soda!”

“Yes Asuka.” Shinji sighed at Asuka’s order.

Ritsuko, a bit tipsy on wine, said “You actually make a bit of sense Asuka. There’s more important things than being fat.”

Misato grinned and raised a beer can “To obesity!”

Ritsuko raised her wine glass and Asuka raised her can of soda, each saying “To Obesity!”

Shinji just stared at them all in disbelief and let out a defeated sigh.

He knew he would be cooking even more.

To be Continued...

To Be Continued...