Reliable Imp Chapter 6 (Patreon)

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Chapter 5 

Joe + Impmon

Tai + Agumon

Yamato + Gabumon

Takeru + Patamon

Izzy + Tentomon

Willis + Terriermon

Chapter 6 Not Alone

“Okay stick together, stay with your digimon partner at all times, stay with the group.” Joe clapped his hands. “Stay away from any strange plants, if you see any signs of other digimon do not engage but notify the group immediately. We stick together!”

Impmon sighed and shook his head. ‘He’s a bit stiff but he’s got a good head on his shoulders.’

Joe and Impmon were leading the group. The guys were still feeling their manly spirit, so they were traversing 99% nude. Only wearing their shoes/socks. It was such a nice day, sunlight peeking through the trees, their skin was kissed as shadows danced about with the passing patches of shade. This place was really amazing.

“Leave it to me, I know this place like the back of my hand!” Impmon said, waving his gloved hand.

“Though we all do!” Agumon said with a laugh.

“We were born here too, Impmon!” Gabumon said, lightly pouting.

“Though, we never left out area before…” Patamon said, his eyes rolling up in thought. They had been born in this area, and had this sense of waiting for their partners to arrive.

“We’ll be fine, what’s the worst that can happen?” Impmon said with a shrug. The humans shared a look at that phrase.

“Even if something does happen, we’ll be here to protect you guys.” Agumon’s words did build some confidence.

“We don’t really have a destination in mind. So for now we’ll explore and see if we can find a way home.” Joe said.

“This is really fun though, don’t you think!?” Takeru asked. “Naked exploring!”

“I must admit, getting back to nature does make me feel more alive.” Willis said. Feeling a breeze between the knees was actually quite nice.

“What’s the weather like here, if we are in winter season it’d be trouble if it suddenly snowed.” Izzy looked up to the sky, but it was clear skies for miles.

“There’s not a need to worry, this area is always pretty cozy.” Terriermon said.

“We Digimon are naked all the time, so not sure if I feel the same.” Tentomon said.

“Naked Digimon yay!” Agumon, Terriermon, Patamon, and Tentomon cheer.

“Except Gabumon, he wears a fur coat.” Gabumon blushes. “Oh yeah what about Impmon’s scarf and gloves?”

Impmon smirks and adjusts his scarf. “Fair point, nothing wrong with having some style, baboom!” He fist punched the air.

Yamato stares at Gabumon and Impmon. “In practice you both are still naked, like Gabumon’s wearing a jacket with nothing underneath. Impmon’s more of a flamboyant nudist.”

Impmon nudges Gabumon. “See your partner gets it!”

“Are there other digimon like that big bug monster?” Willis asked, keeping a look out. Living on a farm he played with bugs, but there was just something about a giant bug attacking you can unnerve.

The digimon paused. “Fifty-Fifty, there are nice digimon and bad digimon.”

“Maybe if we meet some good digimon, they can help us get home.” It wasn’t much but it was a plan, but it was all they had.

“Just leave it to me, I’ll find us a village with my calculations and we can get directions from there!” After some time walking. “Here we are a village!” He pulled back some brush.

“Wait isn’t this our camp site!” The digimon shoot Impmon a look. He sweats. They had just walked in one big circle.

“Ehehehe, I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, I got this, this time!” He twiddled his fingers. “Just trust my instincts I’ll find us some civilization!”

“Impmon, are you sure about this?” The little guy pounded his chest.

“Leave it to me, I got a knack for these things.” He brought a finger to his head. “Hmm!” He had his eyes closed. “That way!” He pointed in a random direction. After a few more twists and turns they somehow ended back at their campsite again!

“Is he leading us randomly?” Yamato asked, having an exasperated look on his face.

Joe chuckled nervously. Impmon sweats. “Look guys, it’s not like we know where we are. So we don’t have a real set destination.” Tai said and knelt down beside Impmon. “Give it one more try, just try not to lead us back to the same spot okay?”

“Right, I got this sweet cheeks, leave it to me!” Tai blushed at the comment.  Joe bopped him.

“Don’t be so rude!”

Impmon did his divination thing. They walked around some more. “Here we are civilization!” Impmon declared.

“A beach?”

“Huh?” Impmon landed them on Shellmon’s beach. They found some weird phones. They seemed to ring and connect randomly. Joe tried to make a call for help but to no avail. Still to see human world items in the digital world was a strange phenomenon.

“Well, why don’t we take a break and relax.” Tai suggested.

“Beach party!” Takeru declared. They took off their shoes and socks. Taichi, Takeru, and Willis got in the water, splishing and splashing and having fun. The cold water felt amazing.  “Bro, come play with us!”

Yamato blushed, but soon joined them. Seeing Tai all wet stirred the older blonde’s loins a bit. With even teams they played some war, with Takeru getting on Yamato’s shoulders, Willis getting on Tai’s and the two pushed each other trying to knock each other down.

Things got a little naughty down below as Tai and Yamato were face to face, struggling to keep balance as the two on their shoulders pushed and pushed. “We aren’t gonna lose!”

“I’m not backing down!” As the distance closed in there was a sudden crossing of swords. Yamato blushed as Tai smirked. ‘You wanna play that way!?’ War turned into a sword fight.

The digimon worked on setting up camp. Agumon and Terriermon chopped some wood, making some make shift seats. Gabumon gathered wood for a camp fire. Patamon ended up going fishing, using his Boom Bubble to launch a fish into the air and catching it.

Izzy and Joe stuck by the phones trying to find some use to them. Izzy plugged in his laptop, and managed to get some data from them. Joe kept answering calls trying to get someone, but was met with random languages or just gibberish. “It’s like talking to an automated call or a bot!” Joe rubbed his temples.

“These phone lines don’t seem to be attached to anything but they still work, how strange…” Izzy pondered. He wondered if there was some other force powering these items, and if so could they tap into it.

“Hey Joe, maybe you should have fun with the guys ya know? Take a break, have fun!”

“The others can have fun, I’ll keep trying. I’ll worry so they won’t have to.” Izzy had to admit Joe was quite reliable.

“What about you Izzy?”

“I’ll stick with Joe and try to get some information.” Tentomon and Impmon stayed with their partners to protect them.

“Sounds boring to me!” The humans jumped.

“Who’s that digimon?!” They gasped as the little guy laughed.

“That’s Gomamon!” Tentomon recognized. “He’s a Rookie level digimon, he’s known for pulling pranks. When he gets into trouble he calls for help with his Marching Fishes attack!”

“You guys sure are boring, but your naked so are you just perverts then!” Gomamon laughed some more.

“What’d ya say, you cruising for a bruising pal!” Impmon put his dukes up.

Gomamon laughed. “Marching Fishes!” Some colorful fish sprang from the sea.

“Ya think ya can take this pow pow bam and have some of this bada boom!” Impmon punched the fish away and shot a fire ball at Gomamon.

“Yipe!” He scattered rushing across the beach.

“Get back here!” Impmon ran after him.

“Wait not so fast!” Joe, Izzy, and Tentomon followed after him.

“Hm where did those guys run off to?” Gabumon asked looking up from starting a fire. They skewered some of the fish Patamon caught and left them to cook.

“They should be fine, Impmon and Tentomon is with them.”

Their partners were also in their own little world. Willis and Takeru noticed what their riders were doing, and got hard. Tai and Yamato felt it on the back of their necks. With some asjustments their dicks rested on their shoulders.

Tai and Yamato got in close, having a proper frot. Tai sucked on Takeru’s dick while Yamato gave Willis a good suck. The blondes kissed and made out, going with the flow. It was an erotic performance, a shame Joe and Izzy were missing out.

-x-

Gomamon cried. “Hhhheeeellllppp!” He wailed.

“Gomamon!” A young man rushed over. He spoke in a language Joe and Izzy couldn’t understand.

“Dien...I found these perverts.” Dien could somehow understand Gomamon.

He blushed looking at them. “We aren’t perverts!” Izzy snapped.

“I don’t think he can understand us, he might be Vietnamese.”

Dien began to shout.

“What’s up little man?” A blonde and brunette came out, they both had blue eyes.

“Michael...Derek...perverts!” Dien said, its what Joe and Izzy could make out.

“We aren’t perverts!” Joe and Izzy said together.

“More humans!” Derek said happily.

“Oh you’re japanese!” Michael exclaimed. “You must have thought this was a nudist beach!”

“I think we can respect that, sometimes when I’m home alone  I get naked to get in touch with my manly spirit!” Derek said, doing some stretching. Derek didn’t know Japanese but Michael translated. Michael was born in america but his family liked to travel so he picked up a couple of languages. “We got girls in our party, so can’t do that.”

“Hey hey!” Betamon greeted. “Betamon here!”

“Such bold humans.” Crabmon approached. “Howdy partners, name’s Crabmon.” He pinched Gomamon’s tail. “Bet this partner stirred up mischief.”

“Ya could say that.” Impmon huffed.

“Well well, guess we aren’t so alone.” A boy with purple hair approached. He had a Lopmon with him. “Hey there, my name is Sam Ichijouji, this is my partner Lopmon.” The bunny bowed.

Sam was some kind of prodigy speaking several languages and was able to translate for Dien and explain things to him. Dien chewed out Gomamon for causing trouble. “You guys might want to get dressed, the girls should be back soon from foraging.”

“We can meet up with your party, or is it just the two of you?”

“No we have others, we made camp around the way to enjoy the beach.”

“Excellent, we should meet up and discuss what we know.”

Joe got a weird feeling. Sam seemed so nice and charming, he was also handsome and smart, but Joe just got the weirdest vibe from him.

To be continued...Shellmon Attacks!

The two groups meet, but Taichi seems unnerved, perhaps scared. He keeps his distance from Sam, who seemed to know the brunette. Before things can be hashed out Shellmon attacks and Impmon digivolves to protect the group!