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Uzumaki Size

Tier 2-3 Collection of One Shots: Sasuke hears a rumor about his blonde teammate. It couldn’t possibly be true there’s no way it’s true.

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Naruto 16 inches

Kakashi 10 inches

Zabuza 10 Inches

Asuma 9 inches

Sasuke 9.5 inches

Kiba 9 inches

Shino 8 inches

Chouji 5 inches

Shikamaru 6 inches

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Sasuke was hanging out with some of the other rookies. They were chatting about this and that, the mission they’ve been on, village talk, and the training their sensei’s put them through.

Naruto however turned down the invitation and went to the bath house. “So Uchiha is it true?” Kiba asks, slinging an arm around the raven.

“Is what true Inuzuka?” he takes a drink from his glass.

“You know, the fact that Naruto has a giant dick?” Sasuke spat out his drink. His cheeks burning a lovely shade of red.

“Why the heck would I know that, and why do you care?” he wiped his chin, and the dog nin grinned.

“Well you are on a team with him, so figured you’d get a chance to peek at him when he’s in the bath.” Kiba explains. “As for why well…” he looks to Shikamaru who blushed.

“I heard Asuma-sensei and Kakashi-sensei talking about Naruto.” Shikamaru adds.

“About what?” Sasuke looked between the boys at his table.

“They claimed he had the biggest cock in Konoha.” Chouji says. Sasuke coughed.

“Why do you care, I doubt it’s true anyway?” Sasuke wanted to dance away from this topic, but he didn’t dance far enough.

“That’s why we asking you, you know about his clan right?” Kiba says. “They say the male’s of the Uzumaki clan have the biggest cocks in the world even. Their chakra system is so great, they grow huge manhoods to fill it out.”

“Some rumors say they are so large they can even perform special jutsu with them.” Shino says.

“Other’s say that Uzumaki semen is so rich and thick it’s like drinking a milk shake.” Chouji says.

“It’s rumored that the legendary Uzumaki giant cock can fuck any hole without pain!” Shikamaru says.

Their words sent heat through Sasuke’s veins, his blood rushing south. “Come on, it’s obviously a lie.” he folded his arms and crossed his legs trying to hide his arousal. “You’ve seen him his pants might be baggy, but he’s not holding anything giant.”

The guys laughed. “Come on Uchiha, we are able to hide weapons in a scroll and seals. One little seal on his underwear and he could hide that monster.”

“Huh you have a point.” he thought about it. “He avoids bathing with me but doesn’t have a problem with Kakashi-sensei.”

“And he turned down dinner so he can go bathe now, alone.” Shikamaru says.

“He’s got to be hiding something.” Kiba says. “You should go check him out Uchiha.”

“What?! Why me?”

“Cause you are his teammate, it’s a bonding experience to compare sizes.” the other guys nodded.

“Wait, you guys have all seen each others…” he looked down.

Shino pointed to Kiba. “9 inches.”

Kiba pointed to Shino. “8 Inches.”

Chouji pointed to Shikamaru. “6 inches.”

Shikamaru pointed to Chouji. “5 inches,” and he made a gesture that he was thick.

Sasuke was about 9.5 inches, but he couldn’t believe the guys just shared that with each other. ‘I’m bigger than the rest of them, I’m sure I’m bigger than Naruto to.’

He got up. “Fine, I’m gonna put those rumors to rest.” He left the restaurant.

As he headed to the bathhouse he came across Asuma and Kakashi. The two seemed to be limping. “Sensei are you alright?”

“Oh yes Sasuke-kun, more than alright.” His mask hid his blush, but Asuma had no cover.

“We just had a really intense work out.” The two limped off leaving a confused Uchiha.

He made it to the bath house, and took off his clothes. He didn’t bother putting a towel around his waist and let his 9.5 incher hang free.

It was time to use his ninja skills. He slipped into the bath and found the blonde washing himself before the bath. Sasuke crept forward.

‘Holy fuck!’ he peeked over the blonde’s shoulder and saw it. Sasuke should have learned that curiosity killed the cat. The mighty rod was truly a beast, more than 14 inches soft. Sasuke gulped, feeling his heart race. His penis hardened and his manhole twitched. ‘What’s this feeling, sure it’s big but…but…oh it looks so good!’ he dropped to his knees so he could get closer to the manly rod.

His jutsu was still holding, so Naruto had no idea what was happening. ‘How does he keep that thing hidden?’ he licked his lips.

Poor Sasuke, if only he knew what was happening to him. He reached forward and touched Naruto’s big cock. His jutsu broke and Naruto gasped. “Sasuke what the fuck!?”

“I’m sorry I just,” he starts stroking Naruto’s penis. The blonde groaned, arching his hips. His penis swells and gains half an inch in his aroused state. “Ohh so big!” two hands pumped the large shaft.

“Sasuke wait ahh!” the blonde shuddered. ‘Why does this keep happening?’ The Third had taught Naruto how to hide his cock using a special seal on his underwear when he was 9. He didn’t think anything of it since he didn’t have to buy special underwear to lug around the huge man meat.

A few hours earlier…

Asuma and Kakashi walked into the bath. Kakashi had invited Asuma to see the huge tool for himself. Asuma fell head over heels for the mighty tool.

Naruto wanted to take a bath, but he spent the next few hours fucking the two teachers. Kakashi acted the same way when he first saw it. It was the strangest phenomenon.

Asuma didn’t even prep his ass, he climbed Naruto like a tree and took his cock like he was made for it. Once the tip penetrated, the blonde’s pre flooded his hole. The Uzumaki cock seemed to draw Asuma’s chakra to his ass, and his inner walls opened up and took every inch of him. “Fuck yes!”

Kakashi didn’t know what was happening either. Ever since getting a peek at what the blonde was hiding he couldn’t get it out of his mind. So of course he told his friend about the treasure of manliness he discovered. Asuma of course, having seen his friend’s huge rod was curious to see a cock that was bigger.

Asuma had a solid 9 incher, it was currently slapping between their bodies as he rode Naruto’s monster like it was his new mission in life. Kakashi fingered himself, not that he would need it, there was something special about the mighty tool.

He was 3 fingers in and stroking his 10 incher as he gazed at the bulge Naruto made in Asuma’s stomach. Every time he went balls deep Asuma’s moans tore from his throat echoing about the room.

The bearded male came, spraying his seed all over the young blonde. Naruto moaned as his mighty cock pulsed and erupted like a volcano. Asuma was forced off the blonde’s penis, his belly and ass pumped full thick jizz.

He didn’t get a moment to rest as Kakashi took his place and rode him like a champ. Riding him till his climax, he played with his perky nips as with no touch to his cock, just pure anal stimulus and nipple play he came.

They weren’t finished either, they took turns sucking his still aching cock. His Uzumaki stamina was showing off in spades. Once he finally went soft the men left.

Naruto had just finished cleaning off the semen when Sasuke showed up. ‘Oh no here we go again.’

“Na-Naruto!” the raven moaned.

“Yes Sasuke?” the Uchiha got down on the ground, he reached back spreading his ass cheeks. His cute little hole pulsing in need. “Fuck me please!” his tone was hot and needy.

Naruto couldn’t resist such a lustful request. The tip kissed the Uchiha’s hole and Sasuke moaned. His hole opened up, allowing pre to pour inside. He pushed in and Sasuke moaned in pure pleasure.

His virgin hole stretched around Naruto’s big cock. Naruto was only half way in and Sasuke came. That didn’t stop Naruto, he kept pushing till he was fully seated inside the raven.

Sasuke came again, drooling as all rational thought poured out of him along with his cum. Naruto began to move, fucking Sasuke stupid. The friction and fullness, the lurch in his stomach when the tip pushed deep. “Fuck Sasuke!”

He arched his back and came, the last Uchiha was pumped full of semen. His smooth belly swelled up and he looked two months pregnant. “More!” Sasuke begged pushing back to grind his ass against Naruto’s crotch.

‘What’s with these guys!’ he couldn’t help but grin and give the genius what he wanted.

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Kyuubi chuckled inside his cage. He knew, he’d been inside Uzumaki’s to know all about them. The clan males were born with big cocks, great stamina, and a sexy jutsu kekkei genkai.

The divine rod of the Uzumaki's, they could fuck any hole, no prep and their partner would only feel pleasure. Now Naruto may have only gotten 3 more inches with his natural chakra. Kyuubi however has been feeding his chakra into Naruto’s it would keep growing to the point no seal would hide it.

Any man who sees the divine rod are filled with the desire, craving to have it inside them. Kyuubi was having fun as his pleasure was connected to Naruto’s in a few years Naruto wouldn’t just have the biggest dick in Konoha he’d have the biggest cock in the whole ninja world!

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