Saucy Sketch Tuesday #76 (Patreon)

"Faster, dear," she said, making a big show of examining the timepiece on her wrist. "Or we'll be late, and we don't want that!"

The other guests in the room chuckled as he shuffled by on his hands and knees, the broom sticking out his bum bouncing with every jostle. He had suggested hopefully  to Mary that he dress up as a cat for the party, or maybe even a rabbit, but nooo...she just had to choose an inanimate object.