May Round-Up (Patreon)

Here's the stuff I made and/or posted last month! I got some art, I got some essays, I gotta lotta photos, man, I got a bit of everything for you!

• ART: The Making of Consentacles

Here's how I made my big ol' faux-Ancient Greek pervert painting, from reference images to sketches to paint!

• COMIC: Coffee to Go (2001-ish?) 🔒

Clocking in at 15 pages, this was my first long-form comic that I made as a senior in high school. It's a story about my best friend and me as we try to plan for our futures with all the wisdom that two teenagers at the turn of the century can pool together, written verbatim from our actual conversations at the time.

• Marvel at the Cabbage Flower

Have you ever really looked at cabbage flowers? They're actually pretty cool.

• Not to be nasty, but I'm digging my stink

Sunblock and dirt and sweat. That's what I smell like these days as I toil away in my backyard garden.

• COMIC: Space Camp - Revision 🔒

In order to pitch my memoir about going through the mental hospital to publishers, I have to go back in and clean up one of my very rough original chapters to serve as an example of what the whole book will look like if only they'll pay me to do the rest. Here is my first stab at turning one rough page into two polished pages!

• Estranged Mother's Day (AND BEAN PHOTOS) 🔒

Shout-out to all the estranged kids! Shout-out to everyone who loves beans!

• New eBook Added 🔒

Volume Three of Oh Joy Sex Toy was added to the Bookworm tier, bringing the total digital book count up to eight titles that are worth ~$51 when bought individually but are only $20 total for patrons. Feel free to bump up your pledge just to snag the books and then reduce back down to your regular amount for  the next month's billing, that's totally cool with me.

• ART: "I conducted a masturbation experiment with the Magic Wand . . . Here’s what I found" by Danielle Bezalel

Matt and I had the pleasure of teaming up with Magic Wand and Danielle Bezalel to illustrate her article on a little experiment she conducted ;)

And that concludes the shit I got up to in May U_U