I am the BlackBoomerang (Patreon)

This funny thing happened, I was cleaning out my wardrobe so I could squirty spray it and I've got these black clothes hangers in my hands the same shape and size as boomerangs like I'm about to fuck someone up as the BlackBoomerang haha. I was like yeaaaaaah wham bam.
You should do it, grab a coat hanger in each hand, feel their shape, the curved angle, imagine their razor sharp ceramic bladed boomerangs and your gonna cut a badguys head off with em or throw em at someone and they will explode on impact. Its cool