Just a quick update. (Patreon)

Omg. I booked myself in for a (topless) bottomless lunch!
It's an event for women to step outside of their comfort zone and talk all things breasts and yup you guessed it, with our titties out!

I'm actually super fucking nervous (yeah, weird right?!) but of course, excited as hell. It's time to free the nips over a boozy brunch baby.

Also I've been out of toilet paper for over a week now and have literally resorted to using baby wipes that I found in my camping box because I'm too lazy to go to the shops.