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Ep. 57 - Uncensored - I slam the door (Patreon)

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2024-01-16 20:00:06
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Maya and QTCinderella talk about Maya almost getting kicked out of a bar, call friends to test a hypothesis, QT has a confession, animal whisperer and psychics, and their most happy time.

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alexandra

just by the title I hope this podcast has some sabrina carpenter in it 🤭

Anonymous

All I can think is feather by Sabrina carpenter

Anonymous

already on board with the pod, the smell of gasoline is amazing

Anonymous

W episode cuh

Anonymous

wine time let's gooo

Anonymous

Crazy moon people is where the word lunatic comes from :O

Chloe Rene

I can confirm, my fiance always sits to pee unless he's in a public restroom, and he also has told me in the past guys don't need to touch it to pee standing up 🤣 I was also blown away

Glitch

I always piss on my hands after washing. People are weird

Michael Alexander

On dudes peeing... Ive seen hella dudes not washing their hands. Truth is you really don't have to touch anything, it just takes more skill

Alex Browne

Whats mayas etsy store?

Jose Marin

Great episode? You can def pee without touching your weiner. I usually wash my hands but not always. Sometimes places don’t have paper towels and the blowers are actually dirtier than my hands and I don’t want wet hands. I’m like maya in that I don’t get overtly excited about things. Gifts, shows etc maybe sporting events if my teams scores but usually I’m pretty even throughout

wildarmz

34 Year old Man here, my gut feeling on the ratio of men not washing their hands after using public bathrooms in my experience is probably around 80% so you're not far off imo

PrincessClauds

qt's talked about this fart twice now and unfortunately the rules state that the patreon deserves the unedited video

smileye

biracial korean-american here....i do not think thats a "korean thing" imfao. koreans from korea feel free to correct me looooool

kron

GREAT episode y’all’s! Best one in a the last few weeks for sure! I am at the gym listening and I laughed a few times out loud lol like Maya did with the banana slug

Sam

Mitch Mitcherson

I love the smell of gasoline too!!! But no I don’t huff either

Sam
>>127170124

so over hosts saying "lol i dont even know" ITS YOUR PODCAST. I'm paying YOU i shouldn;t have to fking check shit you could in thirty seconds before YOUR podcast

Mitch Mitcherson
>>127165353

when she talked about it the first time she said to just google etsy maya higa. Good luck being quick enough to buy something!

Sam
>>127170124

understood but it’s not entertaining. like… she’s getting paid how much and can’t spend ten seconds googling. if she doesn’t care then neither do i (already cancelled my sub) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Experimental Cyborg
>>127170124

Are you okay? It's a podcast where people talk about their experiences, feelings and opinions. Maybe subscribe to timeanddate.com instead, they're an excellent source for astronomical data 🤣

Experimental Cyborg

Honestly when you're out and about, you should wash your hands not only after but also before. I'm not touching my shit right after touching who knows what else... ew.

Sam
>>127170124

literally nothing you said was a rebuttal to what i said, go off hunty give us nothing

AbaftUser

In public I always wash my hands after I pee, at home I almost never do after peeing Edit: you can definitely pee without touching your penis

sedael

"thats not dumb thats mental illness" real lol

Jimmaayyy

actually, guys dont always touch their penis when they pee.

Duncan
>>127170124

Curious not judgemental but unsure how to phrase this- why does it matter that she was wrong about the moon being full last week? If anything that makes it more entertaining because it's funny and it's low stakes because being wrong in this case makes 0 difference 😂

Aidan Mark

to adress the pee wash situation, i wash my hands prior to peeing since my hands are usually dirty due to the outside world and since my body is clean i dont after which might be a wild self incriminate but thats what i do

BinkyBonky

I always wash my hands after i pee in public. If im at home i only wash every now and again

Sam
>>127170124

Yeah 100% it makes zero difference! So my issue isn’t that she doesn’t know the moon phase, idgaf about that, it’s that this show makes a fkton of money and she can’t be bothered. This is i guess the hair that breaks the camels back for me? because it’s happened a lot and this subject(🌚) is so inconsequential for me it’s like, “ugh, again?” Like i’m down hear qt wildly theorize, that is totally entertaining, but just like have a crumb of info on the subject pls. Literally a crumb.

Michal Dobrzynski

One of my ex-girlfriends would accuse me of being pregnant when I got bloated or ate a lot. She would then rub my stomach and try to listen for a heartbeat.

Michal Dobrzynski

I'm and introverted and meek in public settings but I don't understand why I would be scared of washing my hands next to a girl. I'd be more afraid of the girl than the fact that I am washing my hands next to her.

BisonHero

To QT's question about experiencing unbridled joy and how Maya couldn't think of an answer, from a viewer's perspective the example I thought of is when Maya sounded *so* excited and happy the first time Stompy swam in the pool. It was very wholesome.

Michal Dobrzynski

To me that's so weird. I always talk positively about my exes and I wish them happy birthday, merry Christmas, etc every year, even the one that's since married. None of my breakups were pleasant but we always parted amicably.

Phuong Le

just like Squeex I also go to alcohol parties and can stand next to cute girls for 30 mins without being awkward because of my rizz or whatever 👀

Anonymous

Trans guy who now uses the men’s room. 90% of men that I’ve encountered do not wash their hands, and it blows my mind

Mt86

QT I am not a swiftie and don't listen to Taylor Swift, but I did see the concert you streamed. I was planning on leaving after 10-20 minutes but I stayed because it was actually fun. I rarely go to concerts and it felt like I was there with friends. Seeing you just fully enjoy yourself and then the freakouts when Taylor announced the Taylor's version, and when she played your favorite song, I actually thought "I can't believe after all these years, QT still enjoys her music this much" and I felt happy for you too. I don't think you should feel embarrassed, happiness is fleeting, enjoy it when you can and where you can.

FullPlaid

1. wow, cranked the cute level to 12 this episode 2. i pee standing up. im 6 foot and for whatever reason pee powerfully. its a mess so i just sit. 3. i frickin love the slug plushy 4. oh and WTH men need to wash their nasty d*ck hands. if they have streaks on their undies and their twig n berries are in their undies, then theyve got poopie twigs. wash your poopie twig hands.

Jaded Kills

I’m so sad I can never listen to the patreon ep right after the main ep like other pods

Jaded Kills
>>127192022

I have literally heard this from other trans guys too. Like they were astounded how frequently guys skip hand washing

Ryan Wu
>>127192022

I’m no clean freak but as a cis dude this has grossed me out my entire life. Welcome to the club!

FullPlaid
>>127192022

yeah 💯 like would they be cool with someone sticking their hands in their underwear, letting one rip, and then touching things all around? because whats the difference if they farted 30 mins ago or right then? not fart shaming, i just dont want their poopie-d*ck hands all over everything

Rae Celestra
>>127192022

Someone the ladies can trust! Thank you secret agent man! 🕵️‍♂️ Your contribution to science is much appreciated

BS
>>127193816

Who the fuck has streaks in their underwear.

lasfernitas

when maya knocked that thing over i wasn’t looking at the screen and i straight up thought that siren the blue fronted amazon had entered the podcast. BIRTHDAAAAAAY

Anonymous

i wash my hands after peeing in public but not at home

ashyc

i slam the door !! 💃🏼 i hit ignore ✨

Axolotl_Pines

I sometimes don't wash my hands when I pee standing up, but I usually just angle my body in a way where my pee goes into the bowl without me needing to touch anything

Cody

I don't wash my hands at home unless I have company. I do wash my hands in public, with the exception of busy bars and clubs because they're always out of paper towel or soap...or both...and the bathroom is extremely crowded. Then I just do a quick rinse and wipe off on my pants. Public spaces are petri dishes anyway.

Sunny

I wash my hands everytime I’m in the bathroom but I’m a bit of a germaphobe

Dakota Sanders

lots of men dont wash their hands, its gross :( I do but im a bit of a hypo

J
>>127192022

Trans man here. Yes many of us men dont wash our hands every single time in public. Me included. I will usually tho. If there are other people in the bathroom then i always will. I dont wash my hands most of the time at home but i keep hand sanitizer everywhere (normally have some on me in public too)

Seth Hastings
>>127159124

word, you don't have to touch anything most of the time unless your junk is in a funky configuration. Then you hit the flush with an elbow or a knee (at a urinal, if its not auto) and you're gucci.

77katz77

Most of the time I pee standing up and always wash my hands. Idk what Squeex is on about

Sp3lllz

I have to admit I don't wash my hands as much at home but mainly cause the bathroom sink is weird and the tap is so close to the basin so its hard to get my hands under the tap. I sounds like copeium i know but if I have time I will do to the kitchen and wash my hands there instead.

Daddywarbucks

A lot of men lie about washing their hands after peeing. You definitely don't HAVE to touch your penis to go pee, especially at a urinal, you can just pull your undies down and it'll figure itself out. I sit to pee at home so most the time at home I don't wash my hands after

Shunbound

She's a Single Shot Shelby

LeahGia

During college, I worked 12.5 hour overnight shifts at one of the best ER’s in my state. It has both a trauma center (car accidents, gun shot wounds, etc. would be flown in) and emergency mental health. I know it’s entirely illogical and nonsensical, but it was just a widely agreed upon belief that a full moon meant it would be a crazy night and I swear that it was somehow always true.

Arianna Lista

This podcast reaffirms I should never shake a man’s hand ever again.

Ali

I swear to god, please men and penis owners y’all need to freaking dab your penis and get the remnant urine off your penis, SPECIALLY If you will be engaging in sex w a girly pop, you cannot be leaving pee on your dick and thus you must wash your hands every time ! I’d even suggest doing a little gentle squeeze to get the pee inside your urethra out too.

xoxo_gems

I’m sorry but if you don’t wash your hands every time you use the bathroom you’re gross. It doesn’t matter if you’re at home or if you didn’t touch your penis or if you didn’t get pee on your hands-wash them!! This conversation reminds me of when Adrienne Bailon said that she doesn’t wash her hands after using the bathroom because she never gets pee on it/it’s not really dirty 🤢

Anthony Williams

QT as a black dude, your dads political opinions sound exactly like racism I’m not gon hold you

Hoss

I love the idea of JFK being staunchly affiliated with the party that is pro gun. Sure he would love that.

Rx ScopezZ

Posting mid-episode: This is coming from a guy, yes MANY if not almost ALL men do NOT wash their hands after going to the bathroom, especially in public settings like a bar or an airport or a rest stop. I was raised by all women and I always make it a point to wash my hands (like everyone should) after I go to the bathroom and I try to be done first so that whatever guys I'm with immediately feel the social pressure to wash their hands since I am and there have been many instances where guy friends I've been in the bathroom with at the same time have started to walk out and then saw me washing my hands and came back in and washed them. It's honestly disgusting and it pisses me off, but a quick tip, if you only very occasionally hear the hand dryer going that's a sign that only like 1/10 guys is actually washing their hands

Anonymous

the current republican party is even further away from jfk than the republican party of his era. thats some top tier historical revisionism lol.

Max
>>127393316

Dont use hand dryers tho, they just blow bacteria on your hands.

Tara Stevenson

in the first month of covid it came out that men never washed their hands. i was also thinking about this the other day if they had reverted

Arrowni

RIP One Shot Jake

MrWorldExtraWide

I always wash my hands when I use a public restroom, but I never wash my hands when I'm alone in my own apartment

MrWorldExtraWide
>>128681792

Follow up, QTs thought that men are too shy to wash their hands next to a woman is wild. If there was a woman in the restroom, I'm pretty sure more men would wash their hands.