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This week, QT and Maya mark Father's Day by calling their dads and having them take a quiz to see who knows their daughter best. QT talks about her plans for Disneyland Pride Nite, they delve into the recent Katy Perry & Kesha drama, and discuss Matty Healy's engagement announcement.

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LanitaDelBBL

QTs dad is so fucking funny and the therapist thing from mayas dad is sending me

sandra

I love the pet time ngl hahah

Torayume

Matty could easily just get engaged for the celebrity politics between him and Taylor. ORRRR he could be Summer from 500 days of Summer...

ali

qt's dad im crying LMFAOOOO

Sam

Petition to change Just Chatting to General Chitchat

Darkrow

Tsa Precheck is fairly cheap, you only have to pay a single fee once a year and you zoom through security and never have to worry about missing a flight. Since I travel for work alot it's so important!

loofilovegood

Qt looks really pretty with glasses :3

Elijah

I agree with Maya, i’m not a big fan of Willem Dafoe and it feels like he’s everywhere i look he’s in all movies now and i hated that movie i watched with him in it where his wife cuts his dick off. I know it was acting but my god i see him and i can only think of that movie now. Also completely unrelated good job, dads

Jon and Becca Thomson

Is it possible to do something about the lack of subtitles on the Patreon episodes? My wife is hard of hearing and to a a bummer to miss all the fun stuff cause it’s difficult for her to understand.

Lilith Jenovax

One time I dated a guy named Bishop and my grandma very seriously asked one day "Where is... Basil? That's his name right?" 😅

Phuong Le

Coots Ahoy is a sick name for a podcast

Tucker Williams

lmao my first thought when I saw the Joe Alwyn article was hoping you'd talk about it. Also, i want the questions list

Kelly (edited)

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2024-06-23 20:41:36 Ahoy is the silent type
2024-06-23 20:41:36 Ahoy is the silent type
2024-06-20 12:06:15 Ahoy is the silent type

Ahoy is the silent type

Shaun Cheah

It's interesting that you say this because I watched both new episodes (regular + Patreon bonus) with the automatic closed captions (helps when I'm snacking; otherwise food crunching drowns out the talking) and they do really well! I don't know how they got their automated captioning so good, but it has punctuation and everything. I think I noticed that the automated captions are not immediately available, though, so you might have to let half a day pass or so before they appear. And they do get names wrong but otherwise they are really shockingly accurate.

Becca

Audio listeners Maya has more arms than usual in this episode

Jon and Becca Thomson

I’ll be sure to check the new episodes in a couple days. Because we watched several of the older bonus episodes and some of the trash TV episodes and none of them had the subtitles working. It might be something on my end as well.

Mayra Platero Alas

you gotta make sure you always have it on your boarding pass!! when i worked in the airline industry, i would notice that was an issue a lot of people would bring up!

Haley Welch

Okay this week’s episodes are bangers! So funny

Ansley Partosa

I love when QT talks about Taylor Swift news. She’s literally the only one I ever wanna hear about Swiftie news from

Darren Hertenstein

First there was Chicago, Chicago. Now there's Miami, Miami.

Seth

Katey Perry unfortunately she is under contract with Dr Luke for 6 albums and she has only done 3 albums and those were done before the Kesha case started

Ozzy

Kinda weird she didn’t say bye to o’hoy …

Jon and Becca Thomson

I actually figured out that AirPlay is not able to do the subtitles, so I’ve figured out I can watch with a browser on android tv! Thanks for making me think about this!

spella!

COOTS AHOY

Zay

Shoutout to ahoy man, really carried the pod with the vibes