But Only if There are Cute Chicks - M2F TG RC (Patreon)

Password: WI3ra662i

So... Here it is, after fixing adobe's fuck up. You can see a nude version here (same password).

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Now, for a mini rant about adobe's BS, you don't have to read if you don't want to of course:

I'm so frustrated that this whole "you will own nothing" business model succeeded. Back in CS6 you actually owned your copy of photoshop or whatever program you bought from adobe and, as part of the terms, they were to keep it functional, be it with patches or updates throughout its useful life, that means, until they could come up with a new photoshop with substantial improvement or substantial amount of new features. But no, they decided you wouldn't own your copy, they turned it into subscription based thing, "oh but it's better this way because you have cloud storage" Cool, I don't use cloud storage! As a matter of fact, this recent update, some idiot at adobe decided they should mess with that too! So when I reinstalled the suite just like adobe themselves suggested, none of the promised advantages of the stupid cloud was worth anything. Profiles were lost, rendering settings were lost, tools were lost, plugins had to be re installed and re configured and all we get from adobe is "Teehee, oopsie! Sorry our patch fucked everything! Just do a fresh install! What's so hard about that!".

That's the really fucked part, adobe charges monthly for something that they guarantee will work always, but not only do they hold the userbase hostage, because their suit is still the most convenient environment for visual editing, which in turn means they have a steady, millionaire income, they have decided they will cheap out the innards of their product; a few months ago we also got a stupid update that messed with plugins and again, their reply was "Whoops... Have you paid for this month though?".

I reinstalled and fixed all the new problems thanks to the community of users, adobe will not reply with anything but "reinstall" and "we are sorry but reinstall" and really wont give a fuck about hours of work getting destroyed. It's not like Adobe is in shambles, it's not like they are making just enough to get by, they just realized they can go further beyond not giving a damn because people will keep paying. And that's pretty messed up because, yeah, there is no other adobe.

Anyway.