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Reading the worst sex scenes EVERR

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Virtual Dave

Oh dear 😅 🙃 thanks for another video Sarah

GfAsmr

The worst sex scenes in books Reading the worst sex scenes EVERR 00:00 - intro 00:30 wilbur smith - desert god 01:40 manil suri - the city of devi 02:35 nancy huston - infrared 03:20 david guterson - ed king 03:57 rowan somerville - the shape of her 04:52 jonathan littell - the kindly ones 05:36 rachel johnson - shire hell 06:20 norman mailer - the castle in the forest 07:17 iain hollingshead - twenty something 07:55 giles coren - winkler 08:37 tom wolfe - i am charlotte simmons 09:32 aniruddha bahal - bunker 13 10:11 wendy perriam - tread softly 10:42 christopher hart - rescue me 11:40 sean thomas - kissing england 12:10 a.a. gill - starcrossed 12:41 sebastian faulks - charlotte gray 13:20 - outro

Kevin Lowe

what if you're 'old at heart' like me? ......... I think using 'a fish in water' as a sexual analogy is one of the worst things I've ever heard 😆

Anonymous

Oh good god! How absurd! A blinking Anus and friendly fire in one’s own eye? SMH 🤦‍♂️ well here’s looking at you kid! Hachachachacha. 🤣

Fenway

From the title, I thought you were going to be reading awful sex scenes to God. Probably better that you didn't.

Anonymous

Tell me you've never actually had sex without telling me you've never actually had sex...

Anonymous

I fear your efforts to turn us off with these appallingly unerotic excerpts was ruined by your extremely sexy laugh right at the end.