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GfAsmr

I might have said this before, but I think you're doing a great job of balancing it. Heck, you're an entertainer after all! I've seen more skin from A-listed actresses and nobody is thinking anything of that. I'm happy I don't live in the mountains of Afghanistan, we have moved past that! Some of my customers could be wearing quite the outfits, but men can and should allow that without going apesh*t bonkers. - Yet to have any nude ones though, I guess that's good :)

Kevin Lowe

apart from, like, socks and stuff (and my work uniform) I literally have 8 pieces of clothing 😆

ladyasmr

Ah thanks! Yeah true I will just carry on doing what I'm comfy with yanno. That is good haha

Michael

Yea I know what you mean, I remember thinking my parents were 30 when they had me... that was the crazy bit lol

Anonymous

Turning 30 is not bad. I should be crying because I’m turning 40 this year in May😭 lol but honestly In your 30’s will be way better than in your 20’s I promise you. You’re such a sweetheart darling don’t let some people comments trouble you. If they want that kind of content I’m pretty sure they know where to look. so they can just f@$k off! lol. So you just do you boo. You are one hell of a creator! No one right now is putting the content you are putting out right now in the world. I should know I’ve been watching Asmr for 11 years now lol GIRL you’re on fire! This girl is on 🔥 in my Alicia Keys voice lol

ASMR Musings

When you turn 80, you're gonna be like, "Wow, what a drama queen I was when I was about to turn 30. Now let me get my adult diaper on." 😂 And interesting! "Suggestive" content is a good way to put it. You should call it the "Suggestive Tier" and then "(Not Porn)" in parentheses. 😆 Ha, well this was a fun watch! Love rambles. Also, I heard you mentioned Jodie in this, and yet no comment from her here meaning she didn't even bother watching it. SAD. 😆 jk. I'm sure Jodie may redeem herself but it's unlikely since only your true supporters watch all of your content. 😂

Kevin Lowe

you keep forgetting we're dealing with 100k Jodie now.........

ASMR Musings

😂😂 Oh, right!! Now that you say it, Jodie was more active on here right before that milestone. Damn. And sorry, Sarah. 99k Jodie would’ve watched this immediately. 😂

Virtual Dave

Jodie don’t care no more and you aren’t true fans of Sarah either because all three of you missed Sarah’s premier the other day 🤣🤣🤣

ASMR Musings

haha, no, Jodie sabotaged me. She literally kept me away from that premiere with all her Twitter-ing. 😂

ASMR Musings

She's programmed me to respond to her tweets. 🤖 1000% Jodie's fault. 😆

Virtual Dave

Question:- Musings, if you were to punch yourself in the face mic would Jodie feel it? 🤔🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

Bloody hell you lot have been having fun ay ya. I ain't watched yet. Sure I told you all sorry if I'm quiet My Sister is here for the weekend! All a bunch of toerags 🤣🤣🤣. Hi Sarah ❤ shall watch it later..

ASMR Musings

She posted this yesterday. 😂😂 No excuse! And it was a small mention btw; don’t want you to get your hopes up. 😆 “All a bunch of toerags”. JODIE! 😲 Sarah’s Patreon is a place of peace and safety!! It’s not a place for your 19th Century insults. Check yourself out the door, please. Byeee. 😆

Jodie Marie

Peace and safety, while Yam all slagging Me off! 🤣 I think you lot think I sit around doing nothing all day. I had a lot to do yesterday to make up for days that I can't work while My Sister is here 😭😭 I feel betrayed..

Jodie Marie

Hi Sarah, to answer your question about dolls kill. The quality, sizing is amazing but returns for people in the UK is quite expensive unfortunately. And some items tend to be quite pricey as well. It's worth it because the quality is wonderful but if you don't want to spend a lot on clothes Shein is probably the best for quick easy fashion. Crop tops/jumpers with high waist jeans. Kidneys solved 🤣. I agree fashion is much better online. I've been getting only fans comments for years.. Still no only fans those people probably weren't even subbed in the first place if anyone was really offended they'd leave without saying. I don't even think lollipops are suggestive unless you're making them suggestive. They can be made to look seductive in photos and film but so can anything. Some people can't see the difference though. They see a girl with a lolly and they instantly think 'she wants to turn Me on" which is disturbing in some ways because lollies are like a kids candy and We don't think kids having lollies is sexual. It's the adult mind that makes everything filth 🤣🤣. I would try not to worry about your body too much Sarah I know it's easier said than done and I still have My urgh days but for the most part try and just enjoy clothes and enjoy how your body makes them look. 😊

ASMR Musings

Haha. Was I suppose to laugh at “😭😭 I feel betrayed”? 😆 You’re hilarious. You’ ll get over it.

ASMR Musings

When I feel self-conscious that my comments are too long, I’m gonna visit this area. 😂

Jodie Marie

No one is gonna read all that wish I could have put it in a voice note. I had so much to say 🤣

ASMR Musings

😂😂 Everyone is going to read it! That length is a must-read. 😆

Jodie Marie

I wasn't shaming them for it just saying how I think it is. You know I'm quite open about these things. Don't bother Me it's just a bother when they say. Im unsubbing because it's sexual like don't be silly

Jodie Marie

I'm dying inside😭😭. I'm kidding but when you get as much shit as I have over the few years I've been here it opens your eyes.

Jodie Marie

Don't get My point twisted though because the people here watching those videos here and supporting Sarah is the complete opposite to people complaining about something being sexual. ☺️

Anonymous

Thank you Miss Jodie I appreciate that. But you’re hitting on a subject that has come to my attention. Idk about other parts of the world but here in America we have a few Asmr artists who have only fans and who do make sexually charge videos. Is kinda sad in a sense that they are using the Asmr platform to get more subscribers to their Onlyfans and very sexually charged Patreon. And I seen a very good Asmr artist who out of nowhere who went more that way in her Patreon. I kinda want to say they’re not true Asmr artist IMHO. So Kudos to Sarah for sticking to her Guns and that admirable. And I’ll get defensive over her lol

Jodie Marie

Ahh well Owen that's where we differ because I don't mind people making it sexual if that is what they prefer doing and if they are good at it. I think people that do that content only did it through demand. I can't say I blame them and I 100% support them. However it's wrong to assume ASMR is Sexual just because some people make it sexual.

Anonymous

I understand. I’m just saying pure Asmr is not sexually. And if the artist is wanting to do that because that’s what they want to do so be it, and I get it sex sells. But using it in a way to get more subscribers on the other platform which is probably there true platform is poaching to me. Lol but hey I’m not a Creator I understand this is a world of likes and subs so it is what it is.

Jodie Marie

I think Artist can do ASMR as well as sexual ASMR as long as they stick to the correct platforms for it. I quite enjoy some creators work on their YouTube channels but they also do sexual content on other platforms. It doesn't change my view of them tbf.

Anonymous

Not saying their bad people. Now a days multi platformers are the norm. Just feels like a big huge trend to me. But I guess I’m old school or an old man😭 Because I was here Before YouTube ever existed. Lol

ladyasmr

Oh I know right, mind you my parents were 35 when they had be, but had my oldest brother when they were 25 :O

ladyasmr

Aw bless ya, my brother is also turning 40 this year it's craazy! I hope so aha. Aww thanky ou so much, honestly makes me feel better. But yeah you're right, they can go somewhere else haha. I love your Alicia Keys voice it's amazing :P thank you again :D

ladyasmr

If I make it to 80 that is haha. But yeah you are right :P for a change. :D Hahaha good idea, NOT PORN OK GEDDIT. :D Jodie more than redeemed herself with the essay she posted so it's all good. She's an angel. And yeah Musings you can't blame her for not being there for me, you wouldn't let anyone stand in the way if you really loved me. :( <3

Virtual Dave

Wow, Jodie just made this comments section longer than the Hobbit, lord of the rings and war and peace book’s combined 🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

Glad you agree Sarah and yes Musings you were supposed to laugh 🤣🤣

ladyasmr

Thank you for the bedtime reading Jodie haha. Ah that's such a shame, I usually end up returning about 75% of shein stuff lol. Yeah I might give Dolls Kill a look still though, you obv like them which is good enough for me! Hahha you're not wrong there Jodie :P Yeah what is it with people just assuming you're gonna make an OF cause you have patreon? weird init. Exactly I see myself as the least sexy person so when I'm sucking a lollipop, my throat is gargling away, I'm so unattractive hahaaaa. Haha yeah people are gross :P I appreciate that, I just gotta have more fun. As I'm going through a midlife crisis now I think I might lol

ladyasmr

I used to think the same to be fair Owen, but now I'm trying to buy a house n stuff like that, I can't blame anyone for wanting more money anyway they can! It's a hard world out there

Jodie Marie

Yeah I love Dolls Kill! HAHAHA! Same but apparently it's appealing🤭🤣. I went through mine last year and this year I'm still in it. That's all I got to look forward to now crisises 🤣🤣

ASMR Musings

Ikr? 😂😂 Jodie made up for her delay by making the longest comment in the history of Patreon.

Anonymous

I understand Sarah sorry for sounding like old goat you guys ladies and gentlemen boys and ghouls. Yes that’s a great goal and if you can get more money than ball out! Just don’t burn yourself out. Go back to $17 annihilators tier I say lol

Virtual Dave

A distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack is a malicious attempt to disrupt the normal traffic of a targeted server, service or network by overwhelming the target or its surrounding infrastructure with a flood of Internet traffic. Basically you typing too much 🤣🤣🤣

ASMR Musings

😂😂😂 Damn, guilt trips from both you and Jodie in the same post. Haha

Virtual Dave

Adding another comment to hit 60 comments 🤣🤣🤣