Magic Shoppe - Autocurious (Patreon)

“Welcome to the Magic Shoppe,” the tall, thin man behind the counter announced. “What can I do for you today?”

“I've heard you could help me with a certain length problem I have,” replied the man.

“Stubby dick?”

“No, no, it's normal-sized I suppose,” he said looking around the empty shop.

“But you still want it longer? Or perhaps you have pencil dick and are in search of more girth?” He turned around and rummaged through a shelf.

“No, no, it's thick enough for the ladies. It's just...”

“Just what?”

“I've often fantasized about,” he looked around again and continued sotto vocce, “sucking it.”

“What, sir? I didn't quite hear that.”

“Sucking it,” the man answered in a stage whisper.

“Come again?”

“I want to suck my own dick.” The man blurted out. He cringed expecting to find his mother or his poker buddies standing behind him.

“Oh, well, why didn't you say so?” The tall man looked at the customer. “Now, you don't want your dick so long that you can always whip it out and I don't think you are limber enough to take in a normal dick.”

“No, just want to do it once, maybe occasionally.”

“I have just the thing,” he reach under the counter and slid out a drawer. He found a tiny envelope and dumped the contents on the counter. It was a gold ring, not unlike a wedding band a man would wear, though this ring was about two inches in diameter.

“What's that?”

“When you want to suck your cock--” the customer was sure the proprietor was saying those words louder than he had to “-- you slide the gold ring down to the base of your cock and give it a good rub. It will cause the cock to grow to an appropriate length so you can suck it. Once you've swallowed the cum, it will shrink back down again and the ring will come right off.”

“Swallowed the...”

“I only have this model and it won't shrink back down to normal size unless you ingest your cum. Surely that was part of the fantasy, wasn't it?”

The man picked up the ring and turned it around in his hand. “How much?”

“Seventy American dollars, plus tax. Shall I ring up the ring? Or is there something else you are looking for?”

“What if it doesn't work as advertised?”

“Full money back guarantee plus 10%. I don't like angry customers.”

“I'll take it.”

“Splendid. For an additional five dollars I can put it in this nice velvet-lined box so you don't lose it.”

“Fine, do you take credit cards?”

“Absolutely.” He rang up the bill and handed the man a small plastic bag with the case and ring inside. “I suppose I know you will have a pleasurable day.”

The man grunted and left.

* * *

At home the man immediately rushed to his bedroom and disrobed. He sat at the end of the bed contemplating the ring. He placed it around the head of his dick. He slid it down to the base and let it go. Nothing happened. “And rub it...” the proprietor had said. He rubbed the ring. Still nothing happened. He stroked his cock absent-mindedly wondering why it did not work when suddenly his cock grew long quickly. It drove straight up to his face and plunged into his open mouth. The tip firmly lodged itself against the roof of his mouth.

“Gah,” was all he could say. His cock extended from his crotch up along his chest and into his mouth. It was fully erect and there was no way to remove it from his mouth without removing his head first. He stood up and looked in a mirror. I'm a freak, he thought. It must be 28 or 30 inches long.

It would go away when he came, no, when he swallowed. At least I don't have to worry about a spinal cord injury, he laughed. The sound was muffled by the dick in his mouth. Oh, god. He touched it cautiously. It felt like his dick, just really long. He started rubbing the shaft running his hands up and down from chin to crotch. That felt nice. For several minutes he just fondled himself. This isn't going to make me cum, he realized.

His tongue could not reach the tip stuck near the back of his throat but it could still lick near the area where the head meets the shaft. That tasted like piss: I should have washed up first. It also sent little electric thrills through his body.

He sat back down at the edge of the bed and started working his cock. He stroked it, sucked it, licked it,  and even pulled and pushed it. But, erect as he was, he just could not reach orgasm. He turned on some porn, put a vibrator against his balls, he just could not cum.

With a grunt, he stood up and went to the bathroom. He looked ridiculous in the mirror. His cock was strange to see so long and so erect. Nothing he had seen in porn ever looked like this yard long cock he had. He found some lotion and applied it to his cock. It felt great but it did not get him ready to cum. If only he could rub the head of his cock, he thought.

An idea occurred to him and he lay down on the bed with his head hanging off the end. With a jerk, he snapped his neck backward and his cock slid against the roof of his mouth. Ecstasy. He moved his head in a nodding motion while rubbing his cock. The motion allowed him to start moving his hips and with that motion, he could feel his balls tightening.

Moments later he could feel the head of his cock engorge. While he could feel it starting, the sticky salty stuff arrived in his mouth unexpectedly. He eagerly sucked it all down and swallowed it, hoping alacrity would improve the flavor and free him from his predicament.

With one last squirt and swallow, his erection waned and suddenly disappeared from his mouth.